you know what? i wrote some shit that had a nice intro of myself and everything but i didn’t like how it was flowin so here, lets try this.  why do niggas just fuck with bitches in clubs? you know, i don’t know if it’s the liquid courage or what that mafuckas be havin’ so therefore they feel like they can holla at bitches (all inclusive) much easier… but to me, clubs & bars is some of the worst places to holla at hoes.  1st: its dark. since mafuckas were young, we were taught to stay away from dark places… "don’t walk down a dark alley bad things can happen"…"mom don’t turn out he lights, I don’t want the boogey man to come"…let me give you my corporate sell out translation (Q’on, you fucker!): *Undesirables congregate in lowlight areas* - so knowin that & knowin how moms was usually right, why the fuck would ya spend ya time tryin to find a bitch in a club?….
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2nd: well, this is just in any order….Hmmm, anyways 2: there are many types of ‘club bitches’ 1. The "work all week broke as a joke but spend all there money to get there nails ‘did’ & buy a new outfit so they can look like they have money but they rolled to the club 10 deep in a Kia Sophia" bitches. You know… gotta make it there b4 11 because after that ladies are not free & have to pay $5 while the dudes is payin $20.

2. The "I gotta man" bitches. Now these hoes is funny! they remind me of the bitches at Freaknic, BCR & those type of events.  out there in a cesspool full of horny young pervs but then get turned off when a nigga wanna grab a ass or take a pik. "Bitch, I didn’t tell you to travel to the #1 college freak nasty event!"…. Oops goin off on a tangent. So these bitches spend the whole fuckin day getting there hair & nails done figurin out what to wear only to go to the club just so they can verify that they look still look good after bein tied down in a relationship for 3 years & even worse some of them drag their man out to the club with them (i 1st experienced this in Vegas). It baffles me that a bitch would go to a meat market only to tell niggas "no".

3. The "allergic to dick" bitches. these hoes are groups of a lot of different types of bitches. they aren’t lesbians but yet they dance with their girls all night. Some do the fake me out lez shit…get close then back away & giggle. Fuck you! What the hell is that about? I used to just sit back & watch kats that actually get turned on by some fake me out shit. I mean it’s like knowing what a nice sloppy wet deep throat no hands blow job feels like & then have some cute ass bitch with chapped lips pull your dick out, air blow a kiss on your nut sack & give the tip of ya dick a little peck & you smilen to her sayin, "damn baby that was the shit!" fuckin simpleton niggas kill me. Train your bitches! Anyways…if you seen the real deal that fake me out shit is for the birds.

4. The "not your groupie" bitches. These are the bitches that I used to fuck the most. I like all bitches but these were just so easy. These are the ones that most kats call sluts.  why?  because they’ve fucked everyone but YOU. You know they can go to any club & not stand in line cuz they know the bouncers by name. They know the club owners & club promoters. You might catch them at the after hours spots with the kats that throw the shit. These bitches are funny because they the first to talk bad about other girls at the club that do one night stands & shit but essentially they puttin’ out just so they don’t have to wait 10 mins & pay $10. So lets put that in perspective: you got a bitch that will game a nigga up in line, have him pay for her to get in, tax a nigga for drinks all night & then let that nigga hit it. Then you got the ‘groupie bitch that lets niggas run trains for the price of admission & 10 less mins on their feet. Survey says the gamer bitch wins. You can tell a groupie bitch by her saying things like "no that bouncer is just my friend, my homegirl went to school with him!" They’ll also be scared to dance with any nigga not in the "I’ve hit it already click" as fear that she’ll lose her VIP Ho status

5. The "gamer" bitches. I like these hoes because they are basically the female version of me. These bitches are sometimes a mix of all the bitches that I’ve previously mentioned. Club nights for them consist of leaving the house with no money, car-pooling to the club & borrowing there girls wardrobe. You see because gamers ain’t just out to game dudes.  it’s in they nature they can’t help it so they game they homegirls to. (anyone that reads this should know that I have more money & a car now & no longer need to get rides to go out).  Einstein’s definition of insanity?  "…doing the same thing over & over again & expecting different results." Therefore a lot of kats is insane. Bitches in clubs are introducing you to there "reps". meet that hoe on the street she ain’t gonna look that good. see the groupie hoe at the Grocery Store she ain’t fuckin the cashier so she standin in line behind you. She the bitch you run into during a lunch break from your job & she ain’t top notch she bottom ring. Find a bitch with potential. Save your money if you gonna go to a club. trick these bitches out! remember they only the shit 1 or 2 nights a week. don’t queen em from just one night. Save your money buy ya own drinks let that simplton nigga buy her the drinks, watch him & after he leaves, make your move cuz she’s already been serviced.

Well this post is getting to long I wanna talk about better places to meet bitches but that’ll have to do for the next post. Until then .. fuck a ho fuck a bitch & you ain’t done shit until you’ve done international. Note to all haters: by no means do any of these females pictured in this post represent what i was talking about they were just added for your visual pleasure. Shit I just might start goin to the clubs myself after seein some of these piks.. lol yeah right… anyways big shot out to my boy Kun Luv In Seattle for lettin me use his piks peep out seaspot.com if your able to jerk off to cute brauds with clothes on.

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