what is the problem with going to the clubs today? it amazes me on how people act in there. why do i say this? well i went to the club with my shorty the other week down in Buckhead. for yall who don’t what that is, that is the spot in Atlanta where are there are mad clubs all right next to each other in a 2 block radius. back to the story….. me and ole girl was getting our dance on when this dude just kept bumping into shorty. now this is the point where keeping it real can go wrong. so I just moved over a little bit so that a confrontation would not jump off. then of couse you guess right, dude kept on bumping. so, i am like what’s this cats problem. i stopped dancing and told this guy that he needs to stop bumping into my chick. he starts looking at me all ill. but little did he know if he made a move, that budweiser bottle was going across his head. funny how cats wanna get all big acting when somebody tell them something. but me being esco, I’m too cool for all that fighting shit. dude grabbed his girl and rushed off. i’m not some street tough, but i am not the type of dude that is gonna take shit from some other cat. that was only part of the problem.

why is it when you go to the club, there is always a bunch of cats just standing around? and what is even worse they be in the middle of the dance floor by themselves just looking at people. if you not on the dance floor to dance, get your ass on the sidelines or go hang out at the bar. like if they stand there long enough some bitch is gonna come up to them and ask them for a dance. there is nothing wrong with going to the club with your peoples, but if you come there to meet broads do that. don’t stand in the way of cats who are making moves. i’m sure you all know what i am talking about. Going clubbing has seemed to become a serious task….

even from trying to walk through the club. what is about going through the club that seems to be so hard. people act like they can’t move. i’m just trying to go get some drinks and people just stand in the way serving no real purpose. and that falls back on people just being in the way in the club, not dancing but just standing staring at other people. if i was not mistaken, i thought the club was a place where you go to drink, dance, and if you choose, meet somebody.

on that note, it reminds of the hand cuff playas in the club. those are the dudes that dance with a chick one time in the club and want to try hold on that chick for the rest of the nite. hating on any dude who steps to her. trying to dance every song with her like this is his shorty or something, and doesn’t even get the phone number at the end of the nite. there is no need to be a rest haven for some chick. my motto has been pull up on a chick, say what you gotta say get the digits and be out. no need to be in some broad face all nite long. i’m not in a club to romance some chick and buy her drinks. i rather let some hand cuff playa buy her drinks. cause esco spends no money on some club stunt. i remember going to the club once, and some broad asked me to buy her a drink then when i declined she had the nerve to call me cheap. i swear bitches are getting more bold by the days. now because I told this broad no, she felt offended. first thing that came to my mind is, why is this ugly ass broad askng me to buy her a drink. i would not buy this broad water if her life depended on it.

after the club is closing and it’s time to hit the waffle house up, why does it seem cats want to put in work on the hoes in the club. i think that shit should have been done a lot earlier. i figured them chicks are tired and there corns are making popcorn now. i have a partner like that who will wait till the club close and try to spit at every chick in there. and if you have ever been in that situation then you know that is not cool. especially when you have to wake up in the morning and do something. either you are going to parking lot pimp or go inside the club and pimp. doing both only means them chicks have seen you face wandering around the club or trying to be cool and stand in the middle of the dance floor. now they see your dumb ass outside trying to holla. i think cats need lessons on how to pick up chicks or something.

one lesson i learned about hitting clubs is that you can not get too fresh and fall off in the club. why do you say that esco? Well, there are way too many hazzards. example being there are too many people in the club to be wearing brand new sneakers. all you gonna do is end up going home with some shoes you might as well throw in the trash. and if you trying to be "so fresh, so clean" you might fuck around and have burn holes in your shirt and you might not even smoke. people will bump into you with with lit squares (cigarettes) and mess your shit all up. walking out of the club with a shirt that look like moths been having a picnic in your closet. or the worst having somebody spill beer on you. i have seen one too many fights jump off in the club because of that. and for those fools that fight in the club, they are the ones that make the club shut down early. so in reality, if you have a friend who is like that, he could be the one that has you going home with no digits or ass. and you know if you have friends like that. they rather be in the club, doing the reckless eyeball thing, (staring at other dudes trying to start some shit) when there are fine chicks all around. i always say pussy is better a stress reliever than fighting.

well your boy esco is out until the next time, make sure if you have nappy hair to use grease. cause you will get no pussy if you telling girls those are natural curls when they all know that is just rolled tight nappy hair. leave a comment and get a free grease kit from s-curl.
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