now mind you not ALL people who reside in the big apple are lame. i reserve that title for simply the ones that were born there. why, you ask? why on earth would i think so little of a native resident of the self-proclaimed “greatest city on earth?” well it has a lot to do with the fact that they seem to think that everyone who ISN’T from New York is nothing more than a big fat hick or an annoying and over-zealous tourist.

think about it. anytime you engage in a conversation with a New Yorker about any subject, they always profess to not only know more about the subject, but have an example of how something New York related is way better than whatever example you brought up. Clothes for example. If you mention that you bought a really cute pair of jeans down in Brazil some ditzy bitch from Manhattan will immediately cut you off and say, “oh the clothes down there don’t even begin to compare to the cute retro shit you can get down in The Village! they have the best stuff on earth!” or try telling someone from Brooklyn that Seattle has churned out a few really seriously talented musicians over the past 20 years. They will barely let you finish the sentence before they go into the rich history of rap music in their burro as if it had anything to do with the alternative rock conversation you were engaged in.

and please don’t ever ever EVER try to talk to them about celebs. you could be Britney Spears’ fuckin’ sister but in the minds of a New Yorker, they are more famous and better connected than you just by virtue of birth alone….

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…they can be the lowest of the low chump ass fan living way up in Harlem but they will swear that they are only a phone call away from having P. Diddy come through to MC their backyard BBQ. all girls in new work (like everywhere else on the planet) swear they can model/sing/dance/act but for some reason, the girls in the big city have some weird delusion that they are already famous and that they run their own international agency and they are moving into their Manhattan offices next month. a NYC cat can be broke as a joke but in his mind he can hop on a train to midtown and get a record deal whenever the mood strikes him. some dorky and more or less virginal guy from Long Island can be a gay prostitute in Soho but in his mind he is the most influential and underrated portrait artist of his time.

do these clowns talk like this to each other? when two dudes from Queens are hanging out, do they engage in pointless name-dropping competitions with each other? or do they reserve this annoying ass elitest banter for us corn-fed-backwoods-ingrates?

their fame fantasies travel with them when they relocate to other states as well. how many of you living away from the east coast have seen a party flyer announcing that some nameless DJ from New York will be performing at your local hole-in-the-wall bar? or that a new music scout is in town from New York City? or that some new New York-based magazine is looking for models for exposure? or (my favorite) that a new tv show is sending a film crew to your town to shoot for a new show that will be shown on.. get this.. LOCAL ACCESS TV in New York! oh shit! let me quit my day job! ya’ll are doin’ big thangs!

let me put it this way.. you being from NYC does not make you any more important in the larger scheme of things than my being from Ohio or Omaha. at the end of the day you are still just another squirrel trying to get a nut amongst a lot of much bigger squirrels that have connections you will never have. you aren’t famous. you will never live anywhere near Park Avenue. you have never bought anything from Tiffany’s. you can’t rap. your record label is not going to take off. no one will ever buy any of your paintings. your magazine will never be printed. you do not have a connect at what-ever-record-label-or-magazine-or-night-club. you don’t know a guy, that knows, a guy, that fucked a girl, that works for a guy, that owns something… and even if you did, it still doesn’t mean shit. we don’t envy your imagined status. so please, just fuck off and die.

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it took me a couple of days to put today’s update together. i was debating whether i should add some of these photos as they haven’t been enhanced but aren’t my most impressive work. that being said, i wanted to share because they are sets of women whom i have actually enjoyed some sort of personal relationship with. why? well, not because they are the most beautiful women i’ve ever shot, but because their attitude is what makes them unique. DamnQ Tip #16: if you have the opportunity to fuck with a porn braud, just do it for the fun & move on to the next. normally if you are a cool cat & don’t get pressed over the whole situation, they can be some of the most carefree, sexually freeing people you will ever come across. case in point…

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China Barbie is a cool ass honey from NYC. i saw her in like 1 or 2 scenes before i actually met her. i contacted her about shooting nudes so we hooked up during one of my stints in the states. she’s a hustler with sugar daddies everywhere. she’s not that into shooting vids but she’s been trying to get her site going @ chinabarbie.com for a while so of course she’s out working with different photographers & doing shoots to build up content. you can find more scenes of her @ bigtitsandasses.com. anyhow, we met up, did the first set of photos that didn’t come out that well as i had a dirty sensor. i have no choice but to wait for those to get enhanced before posting but i’ve posted the latest sets we did together minus any enhancement. she had put on a little weight so she was thicker which is always nice but we had no makeup artist so… fuck it. you know this shit is real right? lol… anyhow, i wanted you to see in the photos how much fun she is so i left in some of the not-so-flattering shots. i expect to be working with her a lot more in the future… she’s the greatest.

another braud i’ve actually had a long-term fucking relationship with (which ended when she decided to get married to this semi-famous basketball player… which is weird cuz he’s already married but… whatever). her name is Sinnamon. another porn girl with that “attainable” look accompanied by a fat round ass. she’s straight hardcore but off set she’s a savvy networker whose got loads of industry contacts. she actually put me down with a lot of porn girls in l.a. & i had my first 4-some with her, Frankie Lahrue & Julian St Jox back in ‘99. that was when Hot Chocolate had its premiere party where i shot photos that got printed but i never got credit for lol… that’s the biz. anyhow, i just gave you a taste of her with one set, 2 sets of China (with blowjob vids included), 3 sets of Xena who you already know i was fucking for more than a year (debating whether i should go back & tag dat ass again), 1 set of Sage (the teeny-lookin white girl who gave me the outstanding blowjob in my very first update) + a few sets of honies from the archives.

currently i’m working on setting up these newsgroup links so bare with me. they will show up in the menu to the right within the next day or 2 giving you access to thousands of photos and videos outside of what i give you from my own archives. KEEP THE EMAILS COMING! it helps me insure i’m giving you exactly what you are paying for. i appreciate your support & love to get your feedback… tell me your thoughts on the photos, vids, EVERYTHING. until next update….

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beer.. it is the ultimate equalizer. no matter how ugly, lame, silly, stupid, cheesey, dorky, smelly, annoying, broke, poor, unemployed, short, or sexually inadequite you may be, beer is your one stop shop to becoming someone’s number one fantasy.

now of course i don’t mean for YOU to consume the beer. the idea is to get the object of your affections to be the down to down a whole 6-pack. the end result? complete infatutaion on their part. you know those tee shirts that say “beer, getting people laid since 18-whatever-the-fuck-year?” it is 100% true! ask any black college student the circumstances surrounding the first white chick he ever bagged and he will tell you with great enthusiasm that there was definately a keg involved! (unless of course he is an athlete, in which case the pussy was delivered to his dorm room door in bulk)

so how does this whole beer thing work? well, it is a bit more complicated than just “girl gets drunk. drunk makes her horny. you are nearby. she fucks you.” well, not TERRIBLY more complicated, but just a touch. see, it is all about confidence. the number one way to get laid in this country is by having, showing, or being attracted to confidence. as we all know, women are the most insecure beings on the planet. we pick over our hair, we hate our bodies, we think we are insane (we are usually right about this), and we obsess over what everyone else thinks about us. our only source of confidence comes when we find something that sedates us enough to slow down our obsession over our appearances. but whatever sedative we take in has to be tame enough to not lower our sensations to the point of actually passing out.

so what is that happy medium?

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beer of course! it gets you a nice buzz without making you fall out sloppy drunk. it is easily and cheaply aquired and normally in great supply at any college campus shindig. and if you are from the midwest, you have been downed enough football Sunday sips of the stuff since age 6 to make you well aquainted with the admittedly harsh taste.

the result is a girl that no longer wonders if she is hot. she KNOWS she is hot. and she can dance. and she is also really think, has epic tits, and a pussy that is as wet as the night is long. plus she gives the absolute best head. don’t believe her? tell her so. trust me, she’ll be more than happy to prove you wrong in some sketchy ass corner of a frat house. once that beer has her ego going, her only mission in life is to conquer men with her new-found enthusiasm for her raging sexual prowess.

now while all of this is an incredible endorsement of why all you teenagers out there should definately enroll in college when you turn 18, you should also know that this pussy comes with a price. more or less the fee is the gamble you take by sticking your dick in some drunk caucasoid punnany. well actually, less this turn into a race issue, let’s focus on the drunk aspect. if the bitch is drunk, and you are too, then it is pretty safe to say that condoms will not be invited to the fuck party once your dick realizes it is about to get some. while most guys would like to believe that they are responsible enough to strap up before diving into some frat-party pussy, we all know that isn’t the case. one look at the STD rates on the average American college campus tells us that not nearly enough of you are rubber fanatics.

case in point, none of you men out there seem to remember to put on a condom before you get head from a random skank. if you were able to get this girl to give you head at a party, you can pretty much be sure that she has done this before.. and most likely done this MANY times before. think of how many dicks have touched this girl’s lips before she wrapped them around your cock. think of how many blow jobs she prolly handed out that night alone! yeah so what, you didn’t kiss her, but poor ole johnson sure as fuck did! and then you are gonna go and fuck your girlfriend with that thing? for shame!

i am not saying don’t hook up with random drunk women. i am not trying to ruin anyone’s fun here. if the pussy is there and you are desperate enough that you need to bang a chick while she is on the verge of vomiting, then by all means fuck her until cum shoots out of her nose! just please, please, please, for the sake of all the future women that you may actually want to fuck raw, WRAP IT UP!

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ok, i’m absolutely sick of seein’ cats get up on stage at an award show & the first thing they say is, "1st of all… i wanna thank GOD cuz without him none of this would be possible… blah blah… more stupid shit" - black people especially love to do this shit.  look, get over it… there is no god.  yep, newsflash! peep how the world is right now & if you don’t see it, you are blind.  "god" aint comin to save yo ass, he aint gonna stop a bomb from blastin yo ass & he sure aint gonna give u the fuckin lotto numbers so you can solve all your financial woes.  my life has NEVER been so good since i gave up believing in that baloney.  for the government, religion is simply a tool used to control mass groups of people.  others use religion as a tool to ween money away from people.  its amazing how their are documented reports of televangelists scamming folks out of their money by using their beliefs against them yet peeps are STILL sending these "ministries" their hard earned dollars & singing the praises of "god".  i’ve been sayin fuck that god shit for about 3 years now & my life has steadily shown improvement.

the reality is your life is all about what you make it.  when you die, you’re not going to heaven, you’re just dead.  i know many of you feel weak, scared & alone so you need a reason for your existence but religion & god just are NOT the solution for that.  get some counselling… find a hobby… get off your knees praying, go out & get the things you want.  i’m sure i’ll get a few flames for this but i’ve been where you "believin" cats are.  you quite likely have NEVER been where i am nor have you considered the possibility that there is no god.  you’ve never put thought into it… you just believe cuz everybody has does & that’s what you’ve always known.  don’t get mad… just think about it.  don’t get it twisted, i don’t have a problem with religious folks… you do your thing but i do like to make people think & possibly open some minds.  that’s my 2 cents… what are yours?

here’s a few cool sites to check out:  have you ever wondered what these brauds in the magazines look like before their pics are touched up with photoshop?  peep this photographer’s special page letting you see just that @ glennferon.com; need more links to hot porn?  check out my peeps from back in the day YNOT Rick, Green Guy, Jay & Mr Pinks.  oh, you now have to register on the blog to view the galleries since there are butt nakeds in there & i don’t want to ruin any fragile minds.  i added some samples from damnq.com (updated at least once a week).  i make my members feel special LOL.  flame on!!!

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for those of you who have never been a member of a paysite, the amount of content can be a bit overwhelming. after an entire adolesence of googling, grokstering, and kazaa’ing for content, it will bring a tear to your adult eye to find all of the porn you could want all ready and waiting for you. no searching, no dead links, no hassle. come join the adult side of the web! it is pretty fuckin fun! (pun totally intended!) over the next few weeks i’ll be giving you a honest and blunt analysis of some of the web’s most celebrated paysites and let you know what is REALLY going on beyond the login!

the first site up on the chopping block is none other than the insanely famous blacksonblondes.com. join me inside! what could be better than a site full of video clips and still images of dingy white sluts being ripped in half by huge black cocks? well, a better site design for one! the vibrant preview section does the bland and basic members’ area no justice, but that seems to be the case with most paysites. they lure you with the bells and whistles and they keep you with the quality content.

for white girls, i can honestly say that they do at least attempt to pick chicks with at least a little something in the back. there are a few phantom phatties running around in here and everyone seems to fit the tittie requirement. the faces are for the MOST part cute (i do see a few trailor park rats in here..) which is always a plus for a porn chick. if you come in expecting to see adorable college co-eds, you will be dissapointed. but if you want to what happens to bottle-blonde runaways from the backwoods of America’s heartland when they get to Los Angeles.. well, you have come to the right place! there is something so sexy about exploitation, and you’re a liar if say you otherwise!

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the site appears to be updated every two or three days with another part of a scene to get ya off. each movie averages about 30 mins long and can be viewed either in 10 min chunks or in smaller segments for all of you slow-connection people.gang bangs and cuckolds seem to dominate most of the scenes in here. picture some skinny white dude sitting on a couch jacking off while Wesley Pipes is ramming his wife into next week. sound stupid to you? then scratch the other guy out of the picture and the scene is still fire! If you aren’t into the whole cuckold thing, then turn your volume down so you don’t have to listen to the guy-to-guy commentary. trust me, if you don’t understand the fetish of that, it can come off as seeming pretty gay.

but the gang bang scenes are 100% straight hardcore fuckin with very enthusiastic participants on all ends. none of the clips i watched had any cum dodgers. actually, a few of them took it in the eye like a sport! these are definately dvd-quality gonzo flicks. good camera angles and not too many of those awful “ball and anus” shots that you get in white-on-white flicks. thank god…

besides the image galleries and 30 min video clips, BOB also has erotic stories, interracial personals, interracial cartoons, live webcams, and live web chats to keep you busy. i am not sure what unimaginative retard drew some of these cartoons: pose, suck, fuck, bust! 4 frames on some of these! wtf?? the ones that are long are really crast, poorly drawn, and full of racial slurs. once again, its a fetish thing and i’ll leave it at that.

overall, i’ll give BOB a nice solid 8 on a scale of 1-10. good quality content, seemingly consistent updates, very acceptable talent, and a very no-nonsense layout of the material. while the cartoons pissed me off a bit and it is annoying that you have to re-login to get to the live chats, the abundance of good vids more than makes up for it all. use this site to spice up a night at home with your lady or get you through a rough solo-weekend on the road!

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7/21/05: so i met Keanni Lei when she contacted me directly thru OMP. she sends me an email letting me know her & her… ummm… manager would be in the area & she wanted to make the shoot happen. the first time we hooked up it was stricly on the softcore, photos tip. we didn’t the shoot, all was smooth & we hit it off. when i was checkin her out naked dude… her pussy was hella clean, she has a nice, sweet petite voice & goodness knows i wanted to get my dick inside her pie hole. so on my next trip to the states i hit her up again & we caught up for the next softcore shoot & she was down for the big cock diet. i served it up & she loved it! so now that i know you cats like the dick down action, i’ll be sure to get with her & hit it every which way possible. enjoy the first photo sets of her & the vids i’m adding today.

for you fetish cats, jump on the pissing shoot with Mandy Malone i dropped into the galleries. i aslo added sets of Mimi Miyagi (fuck, she’s fine as SHIT in these pics!) & Franschi, my brazilian teen slut! in the next day or 2, i’m adding a feature to the menu that will give you access to literally thousands of pics & videos from the “newsgroups”. maybe you don’t know much about that, but believe me its something you don’t want to miss & if MY shit doesn’t keep you coming back, this will.

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7/14/05 (Brandie and Requests): well, i’ve been reading up on some feedback i got from members & i’m really glad you took the time to hit me up! yes, the site is new & i’m still building the content. those of you who have been members @ my previous paysite (over 4 years ago now), i appreciate the support & you know how i do it: TELL ME WHAT YA WANT & I’LL MAKE IT HAPPEN. so far, i have a request for more black chicks FUCKING (i haven’t done a lot of full scenes personally… just blow job scenes so i’ll be shooting more full scenes in the future if i can find a decent fucking camera man… or maybe i’ll just do the shooting & find a stud to do the fuckin… we’ll c).

next request is more movies (of course) & i’ve just added some on this update as well as a gang of exclusive photos i shot + photos from the hardcore vids. last but not least 1 of my members asked for more asians so i’ll be adding about 1,000 asian photos this week alone! stay tuned if you’re into that flavor (& if you are really adventurous, check out my new site @ World Pleasure Tours & sign on to hang out with me in Thailand where you can actually meet & … errrr… “date” some of the girls i’ve taken pictures of & many more. no, i don’t bullshit around, you WILL be rollin with me & i’ll make sure you have a good time. ok, thats enough babbling for now, i’ll have more hotness in the next update of course.

(NOTE: I ALWAYS UPDATE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK… MAYBE MORE, BUT GUARANTEED WEEKLY UPDATES!). again, if you have REQUESTS - EMAIL ME! i’m shopping for DVDs to rip & add to the site as we speak. enjoy galleries including: Mandy Malone, Chrissy Moran, Sanny Aung, Zoey & Brandie!

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babies are so cute its irritating. i really don’t know why people always jump to a baby’s defense because they really aren’t nice people if you think about it. they are the most unfeeling creatures on the planet & at the same time, the most helpless. we’re talking infants here… if there’s anyone that we should feel sorry for, its the parents. a baby’s waking hours normally land exactly opposite of its parents. their favorite time to wake is normally right in the middle’s of his parents deep, comfortable sleep & they don’t care. an infant’s cry is the most irritating, mind wrecking, sorely intolerable sound a person will EVER have to endure & its not like they know it…. they just don’t give a fuck. the only thing they KNOW is that if you don’t do EXACTLY what you want them to do & FAST, they are about to make your life a living hell from whence you cannot be rescued.

when they’re hungry, just look at them… they behave as if they are fiending for a dope fix. its like… they’re lil…. crackheads… nah… MILKHEADS. they twitch, fidget, whine & eventually curse your life with that incessant cry until they get it. then they like to drink until they’re on the brink of vomiting. the parents then have to make sure he burps up the air he swallowed from drinking too fucking fast. thereafter the little succubus will fall asleep only to wake maybe a few hours later to force his parents to wipe shit off his stankin ass. if you haven’t experienced the aromas that are excreted by an infant then consider yourself blessed because it is like DEATH in a diaper. we didn’t need to send our military to Iraq, all we had to do was take our children’s shitty diapers & send a few truckloads to their shores & i guarantee the would be BEGGING for mercy within months - war over.

on top of it all, infants show absolutely no appreciation for the sacrifice their parents make for all their efforts & the parents can look forward to this ignorance for at least 18 years when he/she leaves them & goes out to have his own little fucker with his partner - another unsuspecting “soon to be” parent. most people are afraid to say it, but there are times when the parents can’t stand that little motherfucker & are often pushed to the brink of tossing’em out the window until they look at his face. complete, 100% pure innocence in his eyes. the knowledge that this little person depends on no one but & loves only THEM. the resemblance to themselves and the hope that one day this little person will grow to be something great. the responsibility of being the person who helps him/her to do that. all of these things make the aforementioned bareable & ulimately - rewarding. its late/early & i figured i’d write about this before i leaked from my mind… i’m a parent, now if you don’t like the truth, fuck you. flame on - later!

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i am very proud to say that i have found yet another shining example of the beautiful loads of big phat ole asses that the city of Detroit has come to be known for! afraid of the crime? turned off by the weather? well then come for the ass, cause we gots plenty of it! and “exhibit a” is Taye of cutetaye.com. i sat down with her over the holiday and asked her about her views on various cultural and literary topics but don’t worry, none of that shit made it into the final edit! read all the way to the end. she is definately NOT a lesbian! enjoy!

who are you and why should we care?
i am Taye of cutetaye.com and you should care because i am a beautiful, strong, and independent black woman doing big things!

what city are you reppin’ and do people in your town recognize you from the web?
i’m reppin the “d” (detroit)!! yes, people in detroit recognize me.. but i get noticed more when i’m out of town.

where else have we seen you besides on your website?
you’ve seen me on the Snoop Dogg Revolution Tour, tkmgirls.com, eyecandymodeling.com, Fish’n'Grits magazine, and in Smooth Girl (the rookie issue last month and the new DVD).

when you aren’t showin some skin online, where can we find you in your spare time?
in my hometown doing hair as a full time stylist and catering to my own model management company.. “cute taye & company.” i love doin hair but i also want to make sure us thick women have a solid place in the industry. my company will bring more ass to the mainstream! believe that!

speakin’ of ass, what is your favorite part of your body?
what the hell do you think? lol my butt! naw, but i like my lips too.. i think i have a pretty smile.. wouldn’t u agree? lol

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what is the one thing about you that you would change if you could?
my breasts.. i would like to go bigger.. not that big though! i ‘m not a tall girl so i don’t wanna tip over or anything!

what are your stats?
5″2, 125lbs, 34B-26-41

alright, you got ass. so what the hell you be eatin girl??
to tell u the truth, i get it from my momma! small titts, flat stomach, slim in the waist and thick in da rear! lol i swear i am built just like her.. i don’t work out or anything and i eat what i want, but i have a small appetite.

well that is just beautiful.. so, when was the last time you fucked?
lol truthfull, yesterday.. and i must say, it was the shit!

do you like to be spanked? leather or lace?
yes, sometimes.. when i’m in the mood to be punished.. hehe! both! i am silly.. sometimes leather when i want to be in control and dominating.. and lace when i am acting like a lady! lol

be honest, have you ever fucked a photographer? ever wanted to?
lol hell naw.. no u didn’t go there girl! truthfully no, i haven’t fucked a photographer, but i wanted to! only with one though. i think he was a lil intimidated though! lol u know who u are!

be honest, have you ever fucked a fan? would you?
no, i haven’t.. and never say never.. I have definately been tempted but we’ll leave it at that!

if a fan wanted to have a shot with ya, what would he have to do?
just attend any event i am hosting or make a guest appearence at… then have the balls to come up and actually speak! try not to have bad breath or say some dumb shit. if you don’t know what is dumb shit, then don’t bother speaking!

and for the female fans, what kind of women turn you on?
lol bitches with asses and pretty faces! i have a lot in common with my fans. we like all the same shit!

what model would you love to do a girl/girl shoot with?
Candice Jai again! then also i am feelin’ Buffie, Love Barnett, and Nikki from mydarlingnikki.com.

who is the one celeb that you would give it to at the drop of a dime?
lol Usher! and if i was bi.. lol.. umm.. then i would have to go with a 3some with Beyonce and Janet! Anyone care to make it a 4some with me? lol

pick me! pick me! lol okay, back to reality. what is the #1 way to get Taye wet?
lol hell naw.. umm… lick my coo-coo, pussy, whatever you want to call it. just get down there and get to work!

does size matter?
yes it does!!! who ever said the size of the ship don’t matter was just being nice to that nigga!

how old were you when you lost your virginity and how did it go down?
i was 17 and he was 19. he was definately my 1st love! aww! lol it was a week before my 18th birthday and it hurted like hell! i didn’t do it again until i was 19!! lol

2 years?! good lawd child, what did your boyfriend think about that?
boyfriend? i said my first love. who said anything about a boyfriend? lol lol lol

girl, u r a mess. lol would you ever fuck a virgin?
i said i wanted to but i doubt it.. don’t think i have the patience to teach someone to fuck.. come on now! lol

what about a virgin girl? yeah.

umm.. okay, care to elaborate? lol No! lol

dork… anyway, are you a member of the mile-high club?
lol.. naw! hyou seen all this ass? how the hell would a guy get in a good stroke on all this in one of those tiny ass airplane bathrooms? i need more room! if you are gonna do it, do it right!

well then, where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
the penthouse of my condos. that is about the highest in the sky i’ve ever put it down! but the strangest place was in my closet. i had guests staying over and i couldn’t take all that damn quiet sex anymore so we went in, shut the door, and made as much noise as we pleased!

well damn.. alright then girl, what can we look forward to seeing from cutetaye.com in the future?
cute taye dvd, calendar, mini mag, layouts in TKM Mag, EyeCandy Mag, I Jonez, and CEO of my very own model management company… and opening my very first hair salon in september!

any last words Taye?
yeah, come see me on my site and check me out. i’m topless and i got ass! lol what more do ya need to know?! lol

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7/4/05: ah man, there isn’t enough time in the day! this update, i decided to bless ya with a classic honey that i happen to know personally. Mimi Miyagi was a huge pornstar back in the 90s (or was it 80s? lol). i was always thought she was hot & fantasized about fucking her (who didn’t??). i was living in vegas & i met up with her at a convention. my baby’s mom was doing makeup work at the time & after meeting her at the convention, she so happened to run into baby’s mom @ a video shoot where Leda was doing make-up. Leda caught a photo of her @ the time & when i compare the photo THEN to the ones i took in THESE sets? Mimi looks like 2 different people! she was hella-skinny back then (’99) but she came thru to my apartment in Lauderdale in 2001. she was fuckin COCK DIESEL! braud carries around handguns & nun-chux… she was dating this Ultimate Fighter dude named Kemo & she told they trained a lot & occasionally took some steroids… which is cool & all, but yo… i’m glad i caught her when she was at a sexy point in the development. take a look at this first set (no editing, sorry if they quality is not that high but i’ll let my photo editor handle the others) - you’ll see she’s VERY athletic & the pic where she’s layin on my rug? oh shit… beggin for a fuckin! unfortunately since she was on the marriage tip, i couldn’t get any video. she was cool peeps though…

the other pics & video recently added are of Zoey. McKenzie referred Zoey to me because they both are strippers, friends & co-workers so she wanted to hook her up with me. i talked to Zoey on the phone & she was cool with everything, was clear on her tests & was ready to make it happen - hardcore & nudes. apparently, MaKenzie didn’t inform her that i was black & when she came to my studio she seemed…. shocked LOL. well, it was obvious thru the shoot that my dick was the first black one she’d ever swallowed & her husband probably wouldn’t have liked it. i don’t give a fuck personally… i liked her tits & i liked violating her mouth. check out those pix + vids (will have more photo sets of Zoey later). today i’m also adding a few sets my boy from NYC shot including 2 thick black chicks for you cats that like it like that. Spanish & Winter both have hardcore video sets i’ll be adding next week so stick around for that. have questions? comments? problems with the site? be sure to hit me up by using the form or email me directly. thanks for being members… see ya in a couple of days.

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7/10/05 (Airbrushing 101): this week i want your feedback. private or posted comments, i want ya to holla @ me. about what? airbrushing. you may or may not have noticed that all content in the members area that i’ve shot (not including the bulk stuff i throw in 4 ya) is completely un-airbrushed. there may be some editing for lighting, etc but the photos are resized, bordered, watermarked & added to the site. done. no photoshop airbrushing to remove blemishes like many sites & magazines do. why? i like reality. note that in my updates i never give some fantastical story about how shit went down because that’s not what i or this site is all about… if you decide to get in the game based on my accounts & its all bullshit, then how would that make me look? if i take you to thailand with me & you see a braud but she’s got some stretchmarks & maybe a tattoo but when you saw her on my site, she was flawless - that wouldn’t piss you off? no doubt it would. so i always maintain the rule: NO AIRBRUSHING. how do you feel about that? if you think i SHOULD airbrush girls to take out their stretchmarks & butt cheese, then let me know… if you like how i do it now? let me know that too… use the contact us link to your right to send me an email…

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niggas get rich & hire white people to work for them.  why?  cuz most other niggas are lazy.  yep, i said it.  most black folks have to be in fear of losing their jobs to actually DO anything.  now, i don’t want to say this applies to ONLY black folks cuz there are some lazy ass whites, mexicans, indians, chinese, etc but i’m speakin on what i have had experience with & my observations in business.  that being said, my experience tryin to hire niggas to do jobs has been less than inspiring.  i mean, i offer good pay, clear instructions & deadlines.  the majority of cats who have accepted these jobs have flaked out on me.  then they act all fucked up when i get real with’em & tell them how they fucked me by wasting my time & money.  then, i go hire someone (who so happens to be white) to do the shit, & they knock the job out faster than i expected at the same cost or less.  this has happened on several occasions.  i’m not rich, but niggas who say they can do shit are the last mafuckas i’ll hire.  i’ll find some keebler who i KNOW will come thru & hire that mafucka to make it happen.  hell, i love my culture, my peeps is cool & keep life interesting but in no shape form or fashion will i be lettin you niggas fuck up my business.  fuck all that… i’m not mad at niggas who flaked, i just know better now.

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i was on a message board the other day & this keebler braud posted some pics & i was like, DAMN she got some ass!  one thing i’ve noticed about redheads is they’re either butt ass ugly with no shape & freckles or they go nice, curvaceous bodies, cute face & freckles.  aint no in-between for them… sorry.  this braud just happens to be one of the cuter redheads & even though she’s got extremely pale skin, i’d have a hard time thinkin i wasn’t bangin out a sista if we was fuckin da dark.  Elli’s got a site @ thereluctantpornstar.com where she does live cam shows & other freaky shit with her girlfriends.  i poked around a lil bit but i didn’t find any fuckin to speak of but there are loads of treats for you fetish, wacked out, pantyhose-lovin, panty-sniffin mafuckas (all bullshit aside, i used to smell my hand for like 3 hrs when i was 16 after playin’ in Kaye Smith’s pussy when i was like 14 LOL… wasup, Kaye!  your daddy still a preacher?  when we gonna get around to fuckin?  that pussy smellin shit played out 15 years ago…)

oh, i was talkin to my boy Tori from eyecandyxtreme.com & we were both wondering why brauds have such an obsession about bein in music videos & in magazines?  why are these brauds scared to take their clothes off to get paid but they’ll do it (or at least be damn near nude or even fuckin) to be in music videos & mags?  i mean, the next month after a mag comes out everybody has forgotten about your ass.  unless you’re Melyssa Ford who gets into multiple mags, videos & other shit.  face it, most of you bitches ARE NOT MELYSSA.  i was thinking cuz that braud… damn, what was her name?  chick had big ass titties, cute face, brown skin… was in the mags everywhere… see?  i can’t even remember the bitches name but she got pretty much butt naked but let her buzz face before she went ahead & got nude so she could get paid off that shit.  now, niggas don’t remember her name & she’ probably broke, barefoot pregnant from some no-good ass nigga who told her he’d get her into King.  stop fuckin playin around, get butt naked, get that paper while these cats will shell out that cheese to see yo ass & move the fuck on.  stop worryin bout what mommy, daddy & the next bitch thinks cuz they’re not payin the fuckin BILLS!

get at the OP blog gallery for more pics of Elli & Tasena.  check back next week for more thoughts from the OP Crew. 

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