Redheads and Bastards

Redheads and Bastards Posted in Other, Classic on July 01st, 2005

niggas get rich & hire white people to work for them. why? cuz most other niggas are lazy. yep, i said it. most black folks have to be in fear of losing their jobs to actually DO anything. now, i don’t want to say this applies to ONLY black folks cuz there are some lazy ass whites, mexicans, indians, chinese, etc but i’m speakin on what i have had experience with & my observations in business. that being said, my experience tryin to hire niggas to do jobs has been less than inspiring. i mean, i offer good pay, clear instructions & deadlines. the majority of cats who have accepted these jobs have flaked out on me. then they act all fucked up when i get real with’em & tell them how they fucked me by wasting my time & money. then, i go hire someone (who so happens to be white) to do the shit, & they knock the job out faster than i expected at the same cost or less. this has happened on several occasions. i’m not rich, but niggas who say they can do shit are the last mafuckas i’ll hire. i’ll find some keebler who i KNOW will come thru & hire that mafucka to make it happen. hell, i love my culture, my peeps is cool & keep life interesting but in no shape form or fashion will i be lettin you niggas fuck up my business. fuck all that… i’m not mad at niggas who flaked, i just know better now.

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i was on a message board the other day & this keebler braud posted some pics & i was like, DAMN she got some ass! one thing i’ve noticed about redheads is they’re either butt ass ugly with no shape & freckles or they go nice, curvaceous bodies, cute face & freckles. aint no in-between for them… sorry. this braud just happens to be one of the cuter redheads & even though she’s got extremely pale skin, i’d have a hard time thinkin i wasn’t bangin out a sista if we was fuckin da dark. Elli’s got a site @ thereluctantpornstar.com where she does live cam shows & other freaky shit with her girlfriends. i poked around a lil bit but i didn’t find any fuckin to speak of but there are loads of treats for you fetish, wacked out, pantyhose-lovin, panty-sniffin mafuckas (all bullshit aside, i used to smell my hand for like 3 hrs when i was 16 after playin’ in Kaye Smith’s pussy when i was like 14 LOL… wasup, Kaye! your daddy still a preacher? when we gonna get around to fuckin? that pussy smellin shit played out 15 years ago…)

oh, i was talkin to my boy Tori from eyecandyxtreme.com & we were both wondering why brauds have such an obsession about bein in music videos & in magazines? why are these brauds scared to take their clothes off to get paid but they’ll do it (or at least be damn near nude or even fuckin) to be in music videos & mags? i mean, the next month after a mag comes out everybody has forgotten about your ass. unless you’re Melyssa Ford who gets into multiple mags, videos & other shit. face it, most of you bitches ARE NOT MELYSSA. i was thinking cuz that braud… damn, what was her name? chick had big ass titties, cute face, brown skin… was in the mags everywhere… see? i can’t even remember the bitches name but she got pretty much butt naked but let her buzz face before she went ahead & got nude so she could get paid off that shit. now, niggas don’t remember her name & she’ probably broke, barefoot pregnant from some no-good ass nigga who told her he’d get her into King. stop fuckin playin around, get butt naked, get that paper while these cats will shell out that cheese to see yo ass & move the fuck on. stop worryin bout what mommy, daddy & the next bitch thinks cuz they’re not payin the fuckin BILLS!