babies are so cute its irritating. i really don’t know why people always jump to a baby’s defense because they really aren’t nice people if you think about it. they are the most unfeeling creatures on the planet & at the same time, the most helpless. we’re talking infants here… if there’s anyone that we should feel sorry for, its the parents. a baby’s waking hours normally land exactly opposite of its parents. their favorite time to wake is normally right in the middle’s of his parents deep, comfortable sleep & they don’t care. an infant’s cry is the most irritating, mind wrecking, sorely intolerable sound a person will EVER have to endure & its not like they know it…. they just don’t give a fuck. the only thing they KNOW is that if you don’t do EXACTLY what you want them to do & FAST, they are about to make your life a living hell from whence you cannot be rescued.

when they’re hungry, just look at them… they behave as if they are fiending for a dope fix. its like… they’re lil…. crackheads… nah… MILKHEADS. they twitch, fidget, whine & eventually curse your life with that incessant cry until they get it. then they like to drink until they’re on the brink of vomiting. the parents then have to make sure he burps up the air he swallowed from drinking too fucking fast. thereafter the little succubus will fall asleep only to wake maybe a few hours later to force his parents to wipe shit off his stankin ass. if you haven’t experienced the aromas that are excreted by an infant then consider yourself blessed because it is like DEATH in a diaper. we didn’t need to send our military to Iraq, all we had to do was take our children’s shitty diapers & send a few truckloads to their shores & i guarantee the would be BEGGING for mercy within months - war over.

on top of it all, infants show absolutely no appreciation for the sacrifice their parents make for all their efforts & the parents can look forward to this ignorance for at least 18 years when he/she leaves them & goes out to have his own little fucker with his partner - another unsuspecting “soon to be” parent. most people are afraid to say it, but there are times when the parents can’t stand that little motherfucker & are often pushed to the brink of tossing’em out the window until they look at his face. complete, 100% pure innocence in his eyes. the knowledge that this little person depends on no one but & loves only THEM. the resemblance to themselves and the hope that one day this little person will grow to be something great. the responsibility of being the person who helps him/her to do that. all of these things make the aforementioned bareable & ulimately - rewarding. its late/early & i figured i’d write about this before i leaked from my mind… i’m a parent, now if you don’t like the truth, fuck you. flame on - later!

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