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| Caramel’s Visit Part 2 Posted in DQ ReDux on August 31st, 2005 |
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i know its only been 4 days but i’m itching to add this new update featuring a nice variety of hot honies & the video from my scene with the beautiful & super sexy, Caramel! i’m in the states doing my best to book some shoots while here to fill a “spanking fetish” request so we’ll see how that goes. its not easy these days to find reliable talent (especially black girls!). no worries, whatever i’m able to get, you’ll be the first to see it.
my experience with Caramel came when i decide to try to bring a bit of adult to Tallahassee (which was really a mistake because its such a fuckin backwater, holy-rolling, uptight, hick, country town). there are 2 major universities there and a community college so i assumed i could get a good turn out if i had a party featuring a big pornstar. i setup the party & invited Caramel to make an appearance and to shoot a scene while she was in town. my cameramen were amateurs at best but hey, i was just trying to make it happen. anyhow, she came in & i got her setup at this hotel downtown. we did the shoot that same day & it was the most fun i’ve ever had sober! lol… she’s a high maintenance chick but she’s a lot of fun and extremely sexual. after the scene, she invited me to stay with her & fuck her some more… how could i turn that down? check out the scene… you can tell i was having fun
in this update, you’ll find galleries including Jasmine Devine with her friend Yasmine… those are a blast from the past but its a set i’ve never shared until now. those are completely raw with no airbrushing so you’ll notice some blemishes… hopefully you will appreciate the realness. check out a new set of Thai siren, Bee & finally notice that many of the older galleries have been upgraded to larger, higher quality images (galleries marked “RELOAD” have been upgraded). next week, stay tuned for sets of Mine & my detroit shoot with Candice Jai & Sexxxy Chyna!
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| The Source Awards On Crack! Posted in Classic on August 29th, 2005 |
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the VMA’s have become nothing but The Source Awards on a fuckin crack binge. i’ve never seen MTV put out something more ghetto. well, maybe they’ve stooped lower but its really bad now with the VMA’s. if hip hop is going to take over (which i really don’t mind), does it have to come with ghettoness & stupidity? i mean… you niggas have more money than 99% of the black population & y’all can’t get on stage without actin like lil bitches, talkin’ shit to each other? i mean, say what ya have to say on wax (or cd’s now), then you go to an awards show and behave badly. that’s just weak… none of y’all niggas are proving anything to anybody. before the shit even started, i KNEW somebody had to get shot. it happened. of course. why? niggas. its fuckin sad.
before we get into this week’s update, lemme give a big shout out to my boy Don Pace who is currently working on a project for me. he’s a cartoonist whose talent is remarkable & renowned… be sure to peep his work @ don-pace.com. thanks for the hot work, big D! Kami (kami2hot.com), the newest member of the OP Crew, watched the VMA’s with me (over instant messenger) and we basically made up our own commentary as it progressed… here’s some excerpts i saved from our convo:
opening comments:
22:01:51 Q’ON: the vma’s r nuthin but the source awards on crack now
22:02:17 KAMI: :)) all of them are boring
22:02:28 Q’ON: niggas gonna get shot b4 the night is over
22:02:29 Q’ON: watch
22:02:38 KAMI: i’ll catch the higlights on yahoo tomorrow
22:03:15 Q’ON: i gotta b sittin here doin somethin else online… i cant just sit & watch the shit… i’d feel like i wasted my time
22:03:41 Q’ON: award shows r such… "jock myself" fests
22:03:48 Q’ON: just gay
22:04:02 Q’ON: knowin the peeps who deserve awards will never get’em
22:04:08 KAMI: =))
22:04:57 Q’ON: i mean… everybody is just killing themselves holdin back "50 IS A SNITCH, POLICE INFORMANT, DON’T SUPPORT THIS NIGGA"
22:05:12 Q’ON: its sad
22:06:34 KAMI: its kills me how he turned into the very thing he ridiculed ja rule for so quickly but now since he’s doing it, its alright
22:07:07 Q’ON: its all hypocrisy… dont get me started lol
22:07:29 KAMI: :)) you have time to kill
22:07:52 Q’ON: america aint ready 4 me
22:07:58 Q’ON: people dont like truth
22:08:02 Q’ON: i could never have a tv show
22:08:08 Q’ON: i’d just piss people off all the time
22:08:17 Q’ON: everybody would walk off my show heated
22:08:45 KAMI: not really..everyone loves drama
22:09:01 KAMI: i say you would last 2 seasons :))
22:15:48 Q’ON: its all about the almighty dollar
22:16:01 KAMI: =D>
22:16:37 Q’ON: dat shit is killin us… thas y i like artists like common
22:16:53 Q’ON: never sell out… successful, respected, still given that art
22:17:06 Q’ON: unspoiled
22:17:47 Q’ON: only reason i’m tryin 2 get paid is 2 have the power to do what i want 2 do when i want 2 do it… not 2 "bling"
22:18:07 Q’ON: money to me? = freedom… unfortunately that is more real than you know
22:18:20 KAMI: i never really taken the time to listen to lyrics.. i always just download the instrumentals
22:18:41 Q’ON: listen to common shit
22:26:58 Q’ON: y they put dat white boy n there like dat?
22:27:17 Q’ON: he gave it up cuz the laughs wasn’t comin
22:27:19 Q’ON: LOL
22:27:41 Q’ON: some unknown comedian
22:29:57 Q’ON: "i’d like to thank someone… who stayed up burnin the midnite oil… singin til horse… typin until his joints ached…. yes… all praise is due to…. ME"
22:29:58 Q’ON: thank u
22:30:20 KAMI: :))
22:30:26 Q’ON: cats always thankin god
on bishop don juan & gwen stefani:
22:30:56 Q’ON: y is he walkin around with that ugly ass dog?
22:31:00 Q’ON: the pimp cup was better
22:31:07 Q’ON: & that was stupid
22:31:36 KAMI: lil jon?
22:31:48 Q’ON: bishop don juan
22:31:54 Q’ON: i’d fuck gwen stefani on gp
22:31:58 Q’ON: she aint all that damn cute
22:32:03 Q’ON: but fuck it
22:32:07 Q’ON: just cuz she got a pretty mouth
22:32:14 Q’ON: & a cute voice
22:32:17 KAMI: oh.. you’re a trip:)) i like her sense of style
22:32:32 Q’ON: like she would sound good sayin…. "cum on my face"
22:32:38 KAMI: :))
on mariah carey:
22:33:56 Q’ON: jermaine dupri done cut all his hair off
22:34:01 Q’ON: mariah’s titties need 2 fall out
22:34:04 Q’ON: that would make my day
22:34:24 Q’ON: she need some porn nigga dick
22:34:40 KAMI: only in front of a camera on her way in :))
22:34:41 Q’ON: don’t let me meet her somewhere
22:34:48 Q’ON: its a done deal bwah!!!
22:35:09 Q’ON: i’ll shake it off alright
22:35:12 Q’ON: right on yo forehead
22:35:14 Q’ON: :))
22:35:31 Q’ON: she thick now
22:35:53 Q’ON: y they got these niggas swimmin w/they clothes on?
22:36:02 KAMI: :)) ok i don’t like this remix
22:36:50 Q’ON: u can c she gettin older
22:37:12 Q’ON: i need 2 be sure i put this cocoa butter on every nite…. age is a muthafucka
22:37:21 KAMI: yeah isn’t she close to 50 now?
22:37:26 Q’ON: LOL
22:37:26 KAMI: :))
22:37:29 Q’ON: awww thas fucked up
22:37:52 Q’ON: she only a few miles away
22:38:03 Q’ON: my dick need 2 b like 20 miles long right now
22:38:12 Q’ON: just sneak it up in her
22:38:20 Q’ON: for like… a minute
22:38:26 KAMI: :))
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on lil kim:
22:40:17 Q’ON: damn lil kim is still kinda hot after all that plastic surgery
22:40:43 Q’ON: i’d grab her ass & b like… WHAT? if we met
22:40:51 Q’ON: & see if she’d grab my dick back
22:40:58 Q’ON: i dare her
22:41:20 Q’ON: it would get hard probably… then we’d have 2 leave. right then
22:42:29 KAMI: :-& you have got to be kidding.. she looks like that crazy catwonem that got all of that plastic surgery
22:42:45 Q’ON: nah… i’m a freak like dat
22:42:51 Q’ON: :))
22:42:58 KAMI: :))
22:43:16 Q’ON: i’d let my cum burn thru the plastic… dat shit is like acid i tell ya
22:43:17 KAMI: i guess i’m way too picky
22:43:25 KAMI: =))
22:43:27 Q’ON: leavin burn stains on bitches foreheads
on alicia keys:
22:44:05 Q’ON: is it me or does alicia keys look chunky??
22:44:20 Q’ON: is dat fat nigga her boyfriend?
22:44:25 Q’ON: he need 2 get shot
22:45:09 KAMI: its you.. its proabaly just the makeup
22:45:44 Q’ON: i know baby fat when i c it
22:46:24 KAMI: :))
22:46:34 Q’ON: dont get it twisted
22:46:39 KAMI: yay i like that song
22:46:39 Q’ON: i’d still rock dat ass
22:47:05 Q’ON: i mean… just on gp
22:47:20 Q’ON: cuz i aint with that "a real man, real woman" drama shit
22:47:32 Q’ON: gimme dat ass & lets keep it movin boo boo
22:47:36 KAMI: ok who’s your top 3?
22:47:39 KAMI: =))
22:47:42 KAMI: oh no
22:47:49 Q’ON: top 3 what?
22:47:53 Q’ON: famous bitches i wanna bang?
22:47:59 KAMI: there you go
22:48:09 Q’ON: condoleeza rice
22:48:18 Q’ON: ummmmm
22:48:19 Q’ON: LOL
22:48:40 Q’ON: then again… condoleeza could get a nigga free flights to RIO
22:48:49 Q’ON: i’d hoe myself out for that
22:48:50 KAMI: :))
on 50 cent:
22:49:08 Q’ON: look at 50 gettin fat
22:49:12 Q’ON: cutness just GONE
22:49:30 Q’ON: nigga eatin 2 much
22:49:33 Q’ON: hangin 2 much
22:49:37 Q’ON: fuckin 2 much
22:49:43 Q’ON: 4got about da gym
22:49:50 Q’ON: money makes niggas lazy
22:49:57 KAMI: he was fat before..just went back to his old habits
22:50:12 Q’ON: done went ja rule himself
22:50:38 Q’ON: thats a hot ass beat
22:51:16 KAMI: he cracks me up everytime i see him perform; tony yayo looks like someone’s old uncle:))
22:51:27 Q’ON: LOL
22:51:54 Q’ON: i was wearing dat jacket when i was in the 7th grade
22:52:03 Q’ON: with them hammer shades on
22:52:23 Q’ON: y he stealin da show doh?
22:52:32 Q’ON: 50 doin tha same shit
22:53:03 KAMI: dang jamie lost a lot of weight
22:53:33 Q’ON: jamie foxxx preparin for roles
22:53:56 Q’ON: dat nigga is serious
22:54:00 Q’ON: bout actin now
on fat joe’s comment:
22:53:15 Q’ON: they censored all the "talk back" for the fat joe comment
22:53:32 KAMI: what comment?
22:54:13 Q’ON: but fat joe earlier
22:54:33 Q’ON: commented that he felt safe with all this police protection thanks to g-unit
22:55:02 Q’ON: so they had 2 try 2 say somethin back of course
22:55:07 Q’ON: somebody gonna get shot
22:55:14 Q’ON: source awards ON CRACK
22:55:22 KAMI: :)) hecky naw
22:55:35 Q’ON: u know niggas dont know how 2 act
22:55:49 Q’ON: we almost as bad as thai people
22:55:51 Q’ON: lol
on kanye west:
22:59:06 KAMI: booooo kanye
22:59:11 Q’ON: thank u
22:59:14 Q’ON: lol
22:59:21 Q’ON: jesus lovin ass
23:00:59 Q’ON: christians r crazy
22:59:23 Q’ON: lol
22:59:57 KAMI: he’s so overated its ashame.. his cd was ok at best..whoever gave it classic status had to be on payroll
23:00:08 Q’ON: LOL
23:00:39 KAMI: i’m serious.. as if his head couldn’t have been blown up anymore than it already is
23:05:18 Q’ON: he (kanye) gonna get up cryin again?
23:05:24 Q’ON: bout what he was supposed 2 get?
23:05:32 Q’ON: cryin ass nigga
23:05:50 Q’ON: nothin worse than some1 who loses BADLY
23:05:53 KAMI: i hope so,…i need a good laugh
on whitney houston:
23:00:38 Q’ON: whitney houston
23:00:28 Q’ON: she’s so cracked out
23:00:57 KAMI: she’s a lost cause
23:01:03 Q’ON: yeah she is
23:01:15 Q’ON: do they show her doin crack on [bobby’s] show?
on bow wow:
23:04:24 Q’ON: who is this short nigga?
23:04:27 Q’ON: bow wow?
23:04:29 Q’ON: LOL
23:04:31 Q’ON: dat nigga
23:04:31 KAMI: yeah :))
23:04:36 Q’ON: COMEDY
23:04:44 Q’ON: i could spend all day clownin how he looked
23:05:05 Q’ON: lookin like da fonz w/a perm
23:05:12 KAMI: =))
on halle berry:
23:08:50 Q’ON: dat crazy bitch halle
23:09:04 Q’ON: i’d fuck her just so i could hold the oscar while i did it
23:09:28 Q’ON: put the head in her poop shoot
23:09:29 KAMI: :)) don’t forget to take pictures
23:09:31 Q’ON: she’d like it
23:09:49 Q’ON: thas a crazy bitch
23:09:54 Q’ON: but i attract crazy bitches
23:10:03 Q’ON: she’d b on me like flies 2 shit if we got in the same room
23:10:07 Q’ON: i guarantee it
23:10:44 KAMI: *shaking head*
23:10:57 Q’ON: seriously
23:11:13 Q’ON: she’d probably try to stab me WHILE we are FUCKIN
23:11:19 Q’ON: thas what all them crazy bitches do
23:11:21 Q’ON: :))
23:11:42 Q’ON: keep all knives out the room
23:11:46 KAMI: nooooooooooooooo
23:11:48 Q’ON: out the house
23:12:07 Q’ON: hot brauds like knives…. ask any hot braud
on beyonce & michelle of destiny’s child:
23:06:17 Q’ON: somebody need 2 show a titty
23:06:27 Q’ON: we need another incident that’ll make the world laugh at us
23:06:32 Q’ON: maybe we’ll get over that stupid shit
23:07:07 Q’ON: i would so slap beyonce with my dick & walk out b4 i let her give me head
23:07:10 Q’ON: OVERRATED
23:07:28 KAMI: :))
23:12:44 Q’ON: u out the picture though cuz i’m …. oh HELL NAH!
23:13:02 Q’ON: this bitch has ran up & SNATCHED the "what the fuck" award
23:13:08 Q’ON: LOOK AT HER HAIR
23:13:10 KAMI: :))
23:13:19 Q’ON: & she da main 1 talkin bout god
23:13:24 KAMI: i was wondering when you were going to catch that
23:13:26 Q’ON: where was he when your hair was gettin done??
23:13:45 Q’ON: she should’ve prayed THEN
23:13:50 KAMI: :))
on kelly clarkson:
23:17:46 Q’ON: oh this that white braud that can sing who was on american idol right?
23:17:59 Q’ON: she got some ass too
23:17:59 KAMI: right but it sounds like she’s lost it
23:18:17 Q’ON: she just not good at performin while movin
23:18:36 Q’ON: i like bangin white brauds with ass
23:18:43 Q’ON: they luv 2 prove they can take some dick
23:18:53 KAMI: i just hope she doesn’t mess up my favorite song of hers if she performs it
23:18:56 Q’ON: end up sore the next day
23:18:59 KAMI: :))
23:19:40 Q’ON: she went country with no shoes
23:19:49 Q’ON: goddamn i know she fuckin niggas
23:20:07 KAMI: :))
23:20:23 Q’ON: look @ her bounce dat ass
23:20:26 Q’ON: that shit takes practice
23:20:31 Q’ON: bouncin on niggas dicks
23:21:31 KAMI: :-/ really?
23:22:00 Q’ON: for white brauds???
23:22:04 Q’ON: come on now
23:22:28 Q’ON: some nigga pushed that ass up… she got a cornbread, dick fed ass for a white braud
23:22:47 KAMI: i didn’t know that required effort :))
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| White Chicks with Big Tits! Posted in DQ ReDux on August 27th, 2005 |
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i’ve decided to make this week, “big titty white girls” week. i’ve shot a few of them and i figure i might as well get them out of the way while i wait for my thai brauds to come off the editing floor. check the galleries and you’ll see i’ve added sets of Sara Jay as well as two new honies, Harley & Rachael. i reloaded about 20 galleries & moved them to the “other sets” section while deleting some unnecessary sections. yep, i’m sort of an anal organization freak… enjoy my insanity.
i met Rachael while hangin out, taking photos on the beach. she was wearing this brown bikini and her titties were absolutely MONSTROUS!! i popped at her for a few minutes and she was down to get naked. we exchanged numbers and i hit her up a few days later. its quite obvious from the shots i took that i was still a budding photographer cuz i had this shitty light set but i could care less. when she came thru, she brought her fat italian boyfriend who acted like a pimp insuring she got her cash & monitoring every move. no casting couch, convincing her to do porn or getting any ass off camera this night - FUCK! lol… anyhow, i have a few more sets of her i’ll add later.
i can’t recall the names of the other pornos i’ve seen her in, but Harley is one of those playboy channel type white brauds so i figured i’d take the opportunity to smash when Sara told me she’d be in town shooting. she had a long story & loved to share but she seemed a little nervous when i went thru. i helped her relax in her rather tiny hotel room, got her butt naked and made sure to cram my dark member down her gullet before i left. check out those vids… be sure to stay tuned for the next update featuring a set of Jasmine Devine & video from my scene with Caramel!
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| Sanji, The Brazilian Honey Posted in DQ ReDux on August 22nd, 2005 |
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this week’s update includes some honies from back in the day as well as another from brazil. if you haven’t been to Brazil yet, you have to do it before you die & do it before you are too old to fuck 2 or 3 times a day. you will see some of the most beautiful, curvaceous, sexy, horny whores you will ever get the chance to fuck. oh, and you WILL have the chance to fuck. i only spent a few days there my first trip (yes.. i am going again before i hit the grave if i’m lucky). we met Sanji thru a connect there who has hooked her up with a load of producers so you may have seen her at other sites like brazilbang.com & brazilianbitches.com.
the thing about brazilian girls is they might fuck for cash but they actually enjoy the fucking. i’ve never seen a girl cream so much! i have vids of her but my editor didn’t finish that scene just yet… it should be available for next update (this update is early anyhow… i figured i should hit you with an update before i get on this plane back from thailand. 20+ hrs & a couple of layovers… anything could happen!) anyhow, she fucked & sucked everybody in the house & she did the last just as fervently as she did the first. i had to take her back to my place & get her on the solo tip… her smile is dazzling, her pussy is tight & she absolutely LOVES cock. enjoy these 2 photo sets & look forward to that vid of her jamming my cock down her throat!
on top of beautiful Sanji, i replaced some of the older sets with larger files. medium sized files are automatically created but i can’t guarantee the quality of those as they are automatically created by the script i use to manage photos. look for galleries of Xena, Marguerite & Nicole White… just a couple more days until the next update - stay tuned!
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| GirlsOuttaKontrol Review Posted in Black, Classic on August 21st, 2005 |
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girlsoutakontrol.com has a motto: “for those who luv to be seen!” And this is definately attention whore central! they have a nice mix of hood dimes, thickie strippers, downright dingy college girls showin it all, a good collection of big tittie white girls and latinas too. seems like there is something for everyone, but the hood girls definately steal the show. upon first logging in i am flooded with thumbnails of a whole lot of promising nude footage. and when i say nude, i don’t mean topless! i mean everything from thong-less asses and spread coochies (hair and all, if you are into that sort of thing). i am on a broad band connection so the vids come up pretty quick. this definately is not a dial-up friendly site. but anyone tryin to wack-off to dial up needs to get a clue anyway.
the first vid is from a freak party South Beach with a lot of chocolate girls dancing in white tank tops for a large all-black crowd. but instead of throwing the girls money, the guys pour cups of water over them. once the tees are wet enough that you can see everything anyway, the girls pull up their tops and lick their nippes for their adoring fans. a few of these appear to be real hood Miami strippers but i think are few are just some clueless college girls with stripper fantasies. touching is definately allowed and pretty much encouraged ’cause this ain’t no damn strip club. no rules, just a room full of ass and exposed pussy up for the grabbing…
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but now that i am actually paying attention, these girls are truly non-model types.. and by that i mean some of them are 100% ghetto-fab. not the kind of chicks you are used to seeing on the web. instead, it’s a room full of “Tisha” and “Pam” doin what they would normally do on a Friday night for whatever group of dudes was bringin the cognac and the weed through.
when i called this site the black version of girls gone wild, i was definately on point. except these girls are even wilder.. this one chick just headed this guy up in the middle of the damn club after doin her show. the youth of America is something else…
this next clip has a bunch of black girls showin a group of white young professionals what a real lap dance is. i don’t think the guys had any clue what they were in for because they all seem to be in awe of the ass clapping accompanied by every krunk and booty-music (Detroit-style!) track known to man being spun by the DJ. If you turn down the audio for these clips you will truly be missing out! white boys are some funny fuckers when they are drunk. the commentary is definately priceless!
any girl that has ever though about being a stripper needs to see this shit. the private parties are where all the good money is made, but this is some wild freaky shit. smoking cigs with their pussies, having dollars stuck up their asses, and pretending to give a dude a rim job during a floor show.
the downsides? i can name a few. the site has an urban niche but it strays from it alot. you have snowbunnies and latinas in certain clips which kinda clashing with the hood chicks in the other scenes. also, there are a few clips in here that are true filler: unenthusiactic strippers that clearly don’t have any overdue bills to motivate them and then a few bitches that downright can’t dance and need to just make that move to porn. quality is mostly good but one clip had some serious shadow issues (but that is to be expected with reality and homegrown style flicks). then comes what i like to call the “attention whore/fake bisexual” clips. too much laughin and shuckin’ and jivin’ between the girls to even get turned on. stick to the stripper clips. those are the true fire on this site. also, it sucks that there is no update schedule or dates on anything. there is enough in the site that you wouldn’t be MAD paying for one month.. but it would be nice to know what your next month’s payment is gonna get you.
the photos sets are more so behind the scenes than anything with a few sets testing the line between porn and regular old adult modeling. u get like 3 shots of a girl giving head but that just makes you ask, why didn’t t(if they did, i just didn’t click on that clip)
in closing, let me just say, i have to agree with Ronnie from Player’s Club: strippers really do have to work too damn hard for a damn dollar. but you can come on over to girlsoutakontrol.com and watch them sweat it out over and over and over again for a mere $19.95 a month (or just $10 for a weeks worth of smut).
overall? i’d definately say it’s worth the $20 just off the instant gratification alone. the previews are a good taste of the content quality.
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| Jerk Off Scheduling Posted in Classic on August 19th, 2005 |
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dammit, let’s talk about it. are you sick of bein’ worried about when your girl is gonna bust in on a you when you’re getting a nice whack on? never fear, your boy is hear to shed the light & offer my assistance with "Jerk Off Scheduling". we all need to jerkoff as men… i mean, you are probably here because you just happened to run across this oh so interesting blog while browsing porn sites. why do we browse porn sites? its because we want to find something that gets us hot enough to whip out the man meat & rub one out, right? no need to answer… i know some of you feel uncomfortable about this but just relax, read on & heed this brief, but helpful advice:
1st & foremost, this only applies to you cats who do NOT have an open, honest relationship with your wives & feel the need to hide your masturbation activities from her. many wives will get into her husbands masturbation so think about how she is before proceeding to covertly bang your chalupa. if she ain’t with it & you know it, don’t waste your time. your first step? discover your wifey’s habits. some of you cats probably do your jerking off when your wifey is in the house. that’s cool but you are at the highest for being caught. you have to be the most intelligent & cunning of the wang bangers. try to find other times as well…
1) know exactly what gets you off & how long its going to take… this way, you can schedule a quick jerk if necessary like say… if she takes a bath. if you know she stays in there for 20 minutes, restrict your session to 15 minutes for good measure….
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2) get as much info from wifey as possible about her moves when she leaves the house so will know how much time you have & don’t get caught with your dick in your hand… you never want to have to snatch up your pants or do some "cover your dick" move when she walks in cuz that just makes you look guilty
3) be sure not to leave evidence. how does it look if you’ve got a big ass cum stain in the area where you’ve been workin’ it out? its pretty nasty & its the forensic evidence your judgemental, close-minded wifey needs to convict you and mr johnson of pleasure without her presence & sentence you to banishment from her twat for an indefinite period of time
4) allow enough time for dick softening after the deed. our dicks have a tendency to get soft & hard spontaneously yeah, but your wifey will notice if she sees your walking around with a oak-wood hard on after you finish peepin a few hot clips from ballhoneys.com. know how long & what exactly you have to do to get your dick soft as quickly as possible!
5) be patient & save up for the payoff. most importantly, don’t be so hot about getting that nice, relaxing wank. if you know yer wifey goes grocey shopping on tuesday & that’s your only free time away from her prying eyes & soft footsteps, go ahead & download your needs when browsing the net (or whatever you use) & save them in a hidden place on your hard drive to enjoy for your special private time…..
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there is nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to strokin’ yer haboken, BUT i understand that not all wifey’s are UNDERSTANDING of your predicament. you were born with a dick and she wasn’t. women will NEVER get it. just because we jerk off doesn’t mean we don’t want to fuck & enjoy sex with our significant others. it’s not about "getting enough" & often your wifey will think your getting off alone means you WANT to get off with without HER. which is true - to an extent. when you are with her, you enjoy sex with her… when you are whackin off, you enjoy the feeling you get that & those are 2 separate things. one doesn’t affect the other.
if you DO get caught… you need to communicate that with your wifey & do your best to make her understand. let her know its a personal release thing & you’d like to share it with her but if she isn’t comfortable doing that, its really no problem. do your best to be discreet about it & if she knows what you are up to & walks in… there’s no problem, no suspensions from the pussy. my favorite site to squeeze one off? assparade.com & my own shit @ damnq.com (once you get inside, you will not believe how much shit i give you access to… the newsgroups are the shit!). happy chicken choking!
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| Sara Jay and Marguerite Posted in DQ ReDux on August 17th, 2005 |
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i had to put the Off (thai model) update on the backburner because i can’t download that huge set from here (Thailand). i’m headed back to the states tomorrow (reluctantly) so i’ll jump on those & add them for ya on next update. i got a request for the Miss Nicole & Marguerite sets so i’ve added one set of Marguerite & expect more of those on next update as well… i’ll bore ya with all the shit i’m doing offline at the end of this update
this week, i chose to drop the Sara Jay pics & vids on ya. maybe you’ve seen this thick white honey in butt magazines & big booty porn flicks cuz she’s packin hella ass! i got in touch with her when she was headed down to south beach to do some shooting. i really didn’t know what to expect because she looked sorta country & often, white brauds can be sorta lame. to my surprise, she was cool, relaxed & thicker in person! photos just don’t do her ass justice… she’s a big girl too so you gotta come with it if you wanna work that out…
she was stayin in a small short-term rental apartment on south beach. it was cute & some nice lil areas we could shoot in so we worked it. we vibed a bit & smoked a blunt together after the shoot. she sucked my cock for the scene but i fucked it up mostly. i was enjoying it too much & enjoyed fuckin her even more. imagine that… blazed on hydro, in a south beach apartment, fuckin Sara Jay… ah, dreams do come true. we exchanged cards, kisses & promises to hook up again when i’m back in the states & in her area (Las Vegas). i enjoyed my shoot with Sara more than most others cuz she sorta is a hood chick, raised in St. Louis & totally into fucking big, black cocks. we got along well.
check the most recent galleries for various sets i’ve added on this update. for next update, keep an eye out for Nicole, Marguerite & Sanji, a brazilian hottie you do NOT want to miss! original image size replacements will start when i get back as well so if you are collecting, be sure to stick around to pick up the verified files… enjoy!
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| Nigger… Posted in Classic on August 15th, 2005 |
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i went to the University of Michigan during those God damn affirmative action trials from 1999 until 2003. this was a truly wicked time to be on campus. racial tenions were, well, tense. because of the petitions, constant demonstrations, and endless media attention on the issue, us black students were constantly on guard against verbal attacks from our insensitive white peers.
of course not everyone on the campus was anti-affirmative action (and not every black student was pro-affirmative action), but when you are the only black student in a class full of hostile white kids who think you are to blame because their cousins’ application was rejected, you really start to feel like everyone on campus is against you.
the worst part about the whole issue was that most of the white students had had very little contact with any black people in their lives. their only perception of us was some uneducated and undeserving thug that jumped straight from the welfare line and into their freshmen literature class. they would talk down to you in class, refuse to work in a group with you when asked, re-word your responses during class discusions as if you had never spoken at all, and assume that everytime you speak, you are speaking for your entire race.
the shit can really tax on you over the course of four years. you start to resent everyone around you. you have to hold back your anger in order to avoid confirming stereotypes. you get tired of arguing in EVERY class you go to (i once actually got into a heated debate about welfare in my Spanish class.. the entire argument was spoken in Spanish!! i am talking circles around these white kids in a different language and yet they STILL insist that somehow i am intellectually inferior and prone to poverty and laziness on the basis of my race alone!! wtf??).
one confrontation stands out in my mind as it involved the use of that sneaky little word, “Nigger”.
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the class was American literature and race was on everyone’s mind. first we had read a slave narrative about a black African prince named Equiano who had some serious identity issues and ended up marrying a white woman. after much debate over whether or not this character was racist or self-hating or justified in feeling inferior (wtf?!), we started reading that classic tale of a little boy named Huckleberry Finn. for those of you who have no clue what this book is about, there is this little white boy from the pre-civil war American south that befriends a black slave named Jim. now because of the time period of the story, everyone in the book throws around the word “Nigger” like it ain’t shit. “Jim is my nigger and you can’t take him from me!” “Hey Nigger, you forgot to shut the door!” “Wow, look at that nigger run!” and so forth. as a result, this book has become highly controversial by people who don’t appreciate the moment in American history that it captures. (whether or not the book should be burned is an entirely different argument which we’ll leave alone!)
anyway, the most common issue on the collegiate level is whether or not students should read the word “nigger” outloud when reading passages from this particular book in class. now, i have no clue how they handle this problem when there are no black students in the class (which commonly happens at UofM), but in our case, there were an unsual number of black students in this particular section of American lit. usually at UofM you are lucky if there is one other minority in your class, let alone another black kid. in this class we were lucky enough to have five! four girls, and one guy (who was absent that day).
so imagine four black girls in a class of about 35 students, mostly white, having to hear their peers read the word nigger over and over and over again like it ain’t shit. they keep dropping the word, each instance making us cringe, until finally one of my black peers has had enough and says, “the ‘N’ word really makes me uncomfortable when it’s said aloud. i understand you guys are using it in context, but can we just all agree not to say it in class?”
seems like a reasonable enough request, right? WRONG. one white student prompty responds, “i dont understand why the word ‘nigger’ makes all of you uncomfortable.[notice how one opinion is immediately applied to ALL of us black students!!] the characters say ‘nigger’ so it is fine if we read it. it’s just a word. it isn’t as if i am calling YOU a nigger. you really have no right to be offended.”
at this point, the mood shifts. there are always times on campus when you are not sure if people are really that stupid, or if they are just trying to play you like you’re the stupid one. the line is always blurred but at this one moment it was crystal clear. first your face gets hot and your throat gets tight. you aren’t scared. oh no, you haven’t been scared since your freshman year. now every single day you only know anger and right about now you are mad as all fuckin get out! you are looking at all those white faces taunting you, daring you to explode, daring you to show them some of that “black attitude.” you want to stab everyone in the eye with a pencil and bash their heads against their desks. but somehow, you maintain restraint…
the first black girl spoke up again. “i’m sorry, let me rephrase that. i’m not asking. i am telling you now: that word offends me and do not use it around me again.”
instantly, another white student chimed in, “slavery ended a long time ago. no one in here has ever owned a slave or even been a slave. none of our parents did either! reading ‘nigger’ out of a book is no different than reading ’slave master’ so i really don’t see what the problem is!” a chorus of voices all said “yeah, that is just stupid” and “i don’t understand that either” as all their heads bobbed in agreement.
i speak up now, trying not to yell. “this has nothing to do with slavery. everyone in this room knows that word has had a life way beyond slavery so please do not try to turn this into a historical issue. its a personal feeling and i agree with her. i don’t want that word used either.”
the other black students voice quick and curt aggreement and we are met with an even heavier onslaught, this time even from the professor! “there is no need to take offense. what you need to recognize is that when the people in this book call Jim a ‘nigger,’ they don’t mean it as an insult. it is simply a descriptive label to them just like anything else. in this book, ‘nigger’ symbolizes–”
professor never gets to finisht the thought. a normally quiet black girl stands up and shouts in a booming voice over everyone,
“who do you think you are? Who are you to tell me when and when not to be offended? you’ve never been called a nigger before! You aren’t black, you’ve never been black, and you never WILL BE black so dont you ever in your LIFE try to tell ME what I, as a black woman, should be offended by!”
the room falls dead silent. the professor looks like she wants to hide under her desk. finally, one Jewish student speaks up. “i agree. no one in this room has any right to tell someone how a word makes them feel. while we’re all banning words, i don’t want to hear ‘kike’ come out of anyone’s mouth.”
no one used any racial slurs again for the rest of the semester, even when they were in print.
even though we technically won, i still left class that angry and frustrated. i was mad at Mark Twain for writing that book, mad at the professor for selecting it, but even more mad at every single rap artist that chose to use the big fat ‘N’ word over and over and over again until every white teen in America became de-sensitized to it. no matter how wrong those asshole kids were for tossing it around in class that day, deep down i can’t help but feel like we as a people made it too easy for them.
“Nigger” is a word that needs to be terminated, and black people need to step up shoot the first bullet.
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| PhatAzz Feedback Posted in Classic on August 13th, 2005 |
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i was going thru some old email & figured i’d share this one with you guys… word to the wise for all the webmasters (site owners) who try to fuck over their visitors: DON’T. lol…
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From: PRIVATE
Sent: Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:03 PM
To: admin@phatazz.com
CC: opflix@hotmail.com
Subj: Comments FYI
Dear Administrator / Webmaster, I would like to share my experience and thoughts of your website, phatazz.com.
I was surfing the net during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend and visited this site from a link at Onprobation.com. I was touring your site’s preview pages and when I would try to view a sample of jpegs or video, the link would take me to the Join page. I kept trying, thinking that this was a site flaw since the highlighted area of the sample did not indicate a Join page. Eventually a video sample started playing. After it ended, I clicked another sample and my computer started locking down and I caught hell exiting your site. This was just like some of those other fucked up websites that try to take control of your computer, except I was given a virus instead of the usual, links placed in the favorites file and my internet default page changed.
You know, you have a good website with very fine women. But that is irrelevant now. I think that whoever that sorry motherfucker is that changed my opinion of this Site should be fired. NO, better yet, have his punk ass shown on your Preview page with a 12” dick hung up his ass, gutting the bitch. Don’t post the pictures of him if he likes it.
I have thought about this situation and can only think of one reason your webmaster would have done some Shit such as this. My computer ID has my wife’s name shown. The last name being PRIVATE and was trying to view a girl on girl sample Video. That’s my take of the matter. Maybe this Son of a bitch had a complex about the computer ID and the Sample content that I was attempting to access. It only takes one incident like this to spread the word around and fuck your business up, big time! It may start with Onprobation.com taking phatazz.com off their site. So, Mothafuck all yaw bitches. - ShtgnLui
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| Leilani and Candice Posted in DQ ReDux on August 11th, 2005 |
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i now know how it feels for someone to look @ your work & completely trash it. i sent another site owner temporary access to review my members area here @ damnq.com - they then proceed to give me a review that would embarass just about anyone. they made a few valid points that i’m going to cover: 1) all currently stored images will be re-uploaded with bigger files. before, we were sizing @ around 800×600 but after a few complaints & this review, all file sizes will be around 1000×700. the reviewer also noted that i “talked to much”. now, before you joined this site a said i would share my experiences. from now on, i’ll keep it short but for this who would like to know “what happens & how i do it”, i’ll be sure to include that (when i actually have something to say). i’ve removed most of the text from the main page so if you want to get “the story” just click the “read more” link on each update. last but not least, i’ll be adding more video files (exclusive & licensed content). now, for the question: do you prefer more frequent updates with less content or weekly updates with lots of photos & video? submit your feedback on the right… thanks for READING & reply… now, on with the update & the details of my shoot with Leilani….
i was in orlando doing schedule shoots with Amber Michaels, Nikki Six & Leilani. Leilani took forever to find my spot but when she finally did, i was pleasantly surprised to see she looked better in person than she did in the pictures she sent (as i’ve said before, this is rare!). she was a natural in front of the camera. althought i’m not that happy with the sets i completed of her, i did get some nice images as well as a blow job facial that would rival Peter North! lol… i should’ve gotten a little more video of her body cuz its amazing. she’s a mix of korean & german so she fits my needs for that asian flavor. in this update, i’ve also included “classic” sets including Entice, Tasty, Sheba (hardcore set), some licensed sets with Adriana Sage & Jade & finally a set of my favorite big booty model, Candice Jai. next week, stay tuned for pics + hardcore oral from my super thick white chocolate treat, Sara Jay + Off, another thick one but she’s thai! enjoy…
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| Booty Seeker Posted in Black on August 10th, 2005 |
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Booty Seeker definitely brings some content, and I’m not talking about your garden variety recycled porn. I have not seen, nor do I recognize a lot of the women on this site; however they will include the occasional guest star from the porn pantheon of ethnic bliss. The only true downside to the content included in this site is the fact that so many of the scenes are cast with white guys. Now nothing against white guys, but they tend to really know how to fuck up a good scene. Picture T.T. boy acting like a fucking retard over beautiful black woman that you can’t wait to beat off to, and here is this idiot acting like it’s the first time he ever saw a pair of titties that weren’t on display in a Victoria Secret catalogue.Navigation is a bitch on this site. When I buy a membership to the site, I want to generally browse over whets available before I decide where to go next for my viewing pleasure. This site displays the latest six scenes and archives the rest, which means you have to individually go to through every name in the archive list without having the liberty to sample so much as a mug shot before having to load the page. Very frustrating, I am forced to deduct points for this; it is too late in the game to be making this rookie mistake.
When you purchase a membership to Bootyseeker.com (which is running 24.99 now a days), you will also be given access to two other sites, namely EbonyPlayers.com, and EbonyPornPics.com. This site does not offer much in the way of bonus content, however the amount of original content fills the void left by not adding all the fluff that some of these network sites provide. Not sure if I would pay 24.99 for the monthly membership, but it is definitely worth a trial for 4.99.
Content: 8
Navigation: 5
Value: 6
Overall: 6.3
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| BBW & Grannies Posted in Classic on August 08th, 2005 |
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on Saturday night i took a trip across the bridge over to Windsor, Ontario to visit one of their strip clubs. like most over in Canada this one was fully nude and full of quasi-white women of various mixed ethnic backgrounds. is she Arab or is she Hawaiian? how do you even spell Hawaiian? i have no clue. but those diverse chicks aren’t what struck me. what completely set me off was the one and only brown skin girl in their roster. she had nice c cup boobs, stallion legs, a big ole bubble booty.. and a big ole bubble stomache.
i mean like just a high, round, proudly shaped pot belly. you know the whole jokes about “booty do?” this girls’ tummy didn’t stick out further than her ass. it was the EXACT SAME size AND shape as her ass! if it wasn’t so down right gross and retarded, it would have been almost impressive!
how on earth does a girl with a shape as stupid as hers even get the go ahead to strap on some 7 inch heels, get on stage, and get naked in a white club? we all know that black establishments are notorious for blurring the line between phat, thick, and fat, but white clubs usually seem to hold their girls to be a bit higher, if not blatantly anorexic, standard. was she a gimic? did she blow the owner? can she dance? i have no clue because she was never actually on stage during the short one hour that i could tolerate the gay-ass music they were bumping. but she did seem to be doing very well on the private dance circuit. i could easily guesstimate she waddled at least 5 guys past me and into the VIP room in record time. oh, and please believe, the EARTH SHOOK everytime this bitch walked past. and when i say that, i am not exagerating. i had to hold onto my drink less it should spill from the intense vibrations her hamhocks caused whenever she walked by.
but you have to give credit where credit is due. for as peculiar looking as i found her to be, as i said, she was really bringin ‘em in on the private dances. she was competing with a stunning Egyptian (with absolutely perfect tits), an adorable little Venezuelan, and this wild eyed red-head that worked the pole like she had been sold to the circus at age 6. all in all, ole thickums had a better money night than even the absolutely smoking hot French-Canadian blonde that could have taken me for my entire wallet if i had let her. (i don’t even care for blondes so that is really saying a lot. but this chick was not only beautiful, she had a tiny waist, perky d cups, and just a round, smooth, and 100% perfect rump on her!)
so then what is the appeal of a girl with a perfectly round pot belly? a pot belly it is definately better than the girls with those guts that resemble something closer to a human brain than anything else! you know the ones i am talking about. the chick that motherhood just has not been kind to. the kind who should be a “before” picture for a plastic surgery reality show.
but no, i take that back. because a lot of you fellas out there also have a bad habit of being able to appreciate even the most sloppy assed of our nubian sisters. isn’t there a website called “fat, black, and nasty?” my lord! i bet you there are at least 50 sites that could fall into that genre! big massive women with large motherly tits swaying and sagging, proof that there is indeed gravity.
but even if one can accept that there are some chubby chasers among us, what do we say to those fools that patronize the “mature” sites? you know what i am talking about. we have all seen them. “granny sex” or “bag a baggy bitch” or whatever the fuck their taglines tend to be. talk about an oedipus complex! who on earth actually fantazies about gettin buckwild with a bitch that needs to check her pulse and take her teeth out before she can give you head? … ohhh!! i get it! nice soft and pliable gums gently caressing your perverted cock! yeah, now i understand you guys are just plain SICK! lmao!!
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| USA Eye For The Indian Guy Posted in Classic on August 04th, 2005 |
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being up all hours of the night, i get a lot of weird messages from people on yahoo. i seem to be pretty popular with Indian people in particular. here is a convo i had last night with an Indian immigrant that was in desperate need of help when it comes to bagging American women. i thought you guys might enjoy this one and possibly even ponder of the wonders of American hygine!
(note:the screen names are not real but the convo IS! i did NOT make this up!)
indian_guy: hi my friend
indian_guy: can i ask you one questions
yellowchick: yes
indian_guy: if you dont mind can i know why you are wakeup so late night with out sleep? me i am single and not getting sleep till i play chess and see porn clips
yellowchick: i work at night so that i dont disturb my surfers when i am updating and troubleshooting sites
indian_guy: there you go i thought so too
indian_guy: i never had sex till i come to USA i was 26 [he is now 30]
indian_guy: do you have any idea how to meet girls in farmington hills [suburb of Detroit]
indian_guy: i go to dance club but no girl comes to me
indian_guy: they just ignore simply
indian_guy: all girls white and dark too
yellowchick: girls dont come to guys. you have to come to them.
indian_guy: yeaa thats what i did i the dance club
indian_guy: i keep on going to the girls and they keep on going to other dark guys
indian_guy: one dark guy he looks like uneducated with lot of hair and not even a good face cuts
indian_guy: all the girls are going to him
yellowchick: because he has personality
yellowchick: and confidence
yellowchick: these girls arent looking for a husband so education isnt important
indian_guy: personality in what aspect?
indian_guy: i have good personality too
yellowchick: they want someone to buy them drinks, laugh, tell jokes, dance, have fun
indian_guy: i can buy drinks ..but not good at dance though
indian_guy: just go to back of the girls and try to hold them but they just gone
yellowchick: dont try to dance if you dont know how
yellowchick: instead just tell jokes and buy them drinks
indian_guy: but how can i know what drinks they like
yellowchick: you ask them
yellowchick: you say “what are you drinking? you look like you need another drink!” and laugh
yellowchick: and buy her friends a drink too. and then tell them silly jokes and make them laugh
indian_guy: silly jokes in the sense? sex jokes?
yellowchick: forget the jokes. this is what you do
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yellowchick: you buy a group of girls drinks at a party, laugh with them a little and then leave them alone
indian_guy: humm
yellowchick: come back later in the night and buy them more and tell them “I am going to head out but whenever you guys are hanging out, call me okay?”
indian_guy: group of girls
yellowchick: then give them your card with your number
yellowchick: just 2 or 3 girls
yellowchick: eventually you will have a nice circle of girls that will call you when they want to hang out. eventually u will get to know them better and maybe date one of them alone without her friends.
indian_guy: ok i got it thinks this gonna work out
indian_guy: but the major problem with me is my english accent
indian_guy: i got to improve it i donno whether i can or not it
yellowchick: no, dont try to talk american. that is lame
indian_guy: ok
yellowchick: dress very nicely and look like a rich Indian business man that likes to have fun with nice American girls
indian_guy: ok
yellowchick: wear suits
indian_guy: suits ?
yellowchick: business suit. get a nice one and wear that without a tie
indian_guy: humm ok
yellowchick: with black dress shoes
yellowchick: you should get your hair cut
yellowchick: a short Brad Pitt haircut would look good on you
indian_guy: the black dude who had lot of girls had lot of hair and he knoted it
yellowchick: i want you to look more adult and professional
indian_guy: ok yeaa i look like a kid of 19 or 20 yrs age
indian_guy: thats what everyone says
yellowchick: call one of these salons in this email for an appt.
yellowchick: and now, we can talk about the scent. i am sure you know American girls LOVE how a man smells if he wears the right things
indian_guy: this is new thing for me
indian_guy: i dont do scent ..rather do fresh bath everyday and if possbile two times a day
yellowchick: that is good but girls like to smell a cologne or body spray too
yellowchick: what deoderant do you use?
indian_guy: nope no deoderant too…lol
indian_guy: i like naturality
indian_guy: but i shave my underarms as when required
yellowchick: okay, when you go out, i want you to use DEGREE deoderant.
indian_guy: Degree ?
yellowchick: [i send him a pic of a stick degree of deoderant]
indian_guy: can i get it at K-mart
yellowchick: yes
yellowchick: walgreens, CVS, kmart
indian_guy: ok i got it
yellowchick: what kind of toothpaste and mouthwash do you use?
indian_guy: i use pepsodent and no mouthwash. rather use water to clean mouth after eating any thing
indian_guy: and yea i use tongue cleaner after brushing teeth
yellowchick: buy this for mouthwash. girls love how this smells too [i send a pic of listerine bottle]
indian_guy: ok yeaa i know listern strips too
yellowchick: yes, those are good
yellowchick: teeth are very important to americans too
yellowchick: do indians care a lot about teeth?
indian_guy: yeaa they do
indian_guy: we do brush them everyday …and night
indian_guy: and clean the toungue too
yellowchick: brushing the tounge, that is very good. more americans should do that.
yellowchick: do you get your teeth cleaned by a dentist ever?
indian_guy: nope unless we have a bad teeth
yellowchick: americans get their teeth cleaned twice a year by a dentist
yellowchick: even with good teeth
indian_guy: ok i will try
yellowchick: we are a little crazy about teeth
indian_guy: oh ok
yellowchick: buy these colognes [i send a pic of burberry and dolce men’s cologne]
yellowchick: girls LOVE those!!!!
indian_guy: where i get this
yellowchick: walgreens
indian_guy: what is the second one
indian_guy: it says toilet spray
yellowchick: i am not sure what it means
yellowchick: that is a french word
yellowchick: but that is what we call “cologne”
indian_guy: ok. you really make me know about lot of things!
indian_guy: can i get them k-mart
yellowchick: yes, i think so
indian_guy: will this smell strongly?
yellowchick: i know this seems weird, but americans do not like natural scents.
indian_guy: ok. it is very weird
yellowchick: i know all of this seems like a lot of work, but smell is very important to americans.
yellowchick: you judge people by education, americans judge people by their smell
indian_guy: oh! i see how you say!
yellowchick: do you use a bar soap?
indian_guy: i used to but i stoped and started using body wash like dove or recently aveeno
yellowchick: you should use both. the soap will kill the bacteria that gives you a natural scent.
yellowchick: the body wash will soften your skin [send pic of lever2000 bar soap and bottle of dove body wash]
indian_guy: humm rightnow it is taking me to get out bathroom around 40 mins
indian_guy: if i use both it takes for ever
indian_guy: i will be tired by coming out of bathroom coz i pray god after having bath
indian_guy: for 10 to 15 mins
yellowchick: it will be worth it.
yellowchick: and you will smell good while you are praying
indian_guy: yeaa with fresh body and fresh mind
yellowchick: exactly
indian_guy: i have some photos of my indian gods i pray at them
yellowchick: Hindu?
indian_guy: yeaa
yellowchick: cool
indian_guy: you taught me tonight lot of things i dont know
indian_guy: I am really glad and honour to have you as friend
yellowchick: i hope i helped
indian_guy: a lot but i will work on them
indian_guy: coz you helped me a lot actually you educated me lot of american thing today
indian_guy: just thought of some treat from my side and for my happiness …i am 100% true nothing more than that
indian_guy: sorry i am little bit emotional …if it bothers you
indian_guy: ok i am doing this hair this weekend,buying the stuff like body spray and deodrant tomorrow itself
indian_guy: today i am very very happy ..i have such a wonderful guidence from you which i did not get for the past 4 years in usa
yellowchick: i really hope i helped
indian_guy: no hopes . rather you helped me a lot for more than what i have been not known of many things
indian_guy: Are you Indian by any chance and playing with me?
yellowchick: no, i am African American
indian_guy: no was just curious as every one sleeps in night times
indian_guy: you are like an indian who just came from india and sleeping in indian timings called jet log
indian_guy: lol
indian_guy: this is making me more suspect you as an indian ..but i know you are not…lol
yellowchick: lol lol lol
indian_guy: you really touched me from my deep heart
indian_guy: yeaa thats why i stopped
indian_guy: i am very sensitive aand emotional
yellowchick: let me know what you think of the soaps and colognes
indian_guy: ok good day to you and thanks a lot lot
yellowchick: you’re welcome
yellowchick: good night
maybe they should make American hygine a part of adult ESL courses cause he was here four years and had no clue what we think of as normal. i’ll let ya know if he was able to pick up any chicks lol
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| Heaven and The Amazon Posted in DQ ReDux on August 04th, 2005 |
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fuckin ass, its been almost 7 days already?? there isn’t enough time in the fucking day i tell ya! i spent a couple of days working on getting the newsgroup feed buzzin for ya. how about some feedback on that? does it suck? is it hot? should i take it off? man… members are quiet but i suppose if you’re quiet you aren’t complaining right? LOL - anyhow, i’ve decided to make this week “classic Q” week & kick it off with some models that helped seal my name in the annals of internet porn history! (NOTE: i am posting these sets due to a member request made just last week - thanks for emailing!)
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for those of you who were members at my previous site, you’ll recall my most popular was a girl named Heaven. well, i’ve only shot her a couple of times but that is the most popular set i have EVER shot. i recently had my photo editor go thru and enhance the images & you can find those in today’s update. i have no idea how to get in touch with Heaven but she does get in touch with me every now & then. she lives in California & last i heard, she was working on a BET show. maybe one day she & i will hook up again but ya never know. in coming updates, i’ll add the model named Entice who was the girl who introduced me to Heaven when i was living in Las Vegas. these photos were shot back in 2000 so they are not my best work but they are my most popular. these are all the sets i have of her so, unfortunately, i can’t give you more. i know, it sucks but these are collectors editions so be sure to burn a CD!
one final thing, i’ll also bless you with a hot little… well, i won’t say little cuz she’s fuckin amazon! her name is Yasmine and you can find more of her @ assparade.com. she wouldn’t shoot hardcore for me. i’m not sure why but i think it’s because she had that “i don’t wanna feel like a ho” complex when we hooked up. she did get butt naked & you can see a full hardcore of her there after enjoying the nudes i shot here. i’ll add more sets of her later. she’s got big ass titties, a nice round ass & with heels, she’s more than 6 feet tall! check her out in the galleries. stay tuned until next week for my final Candice Jai set & another hot oral scene featuring Leilani (one of the checks on the main tour of my site). i should also have the Newgroup FAQ fully stocked by then as well. thanks for being members!
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| Interview with Pretty Pallas Posted in Interviews on August 01st, 2005 |
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greetings from OP’s “man-hating bisexual!” lol lol i’ve got another lively one for ya! i caught up with Pallas from prettypallas.com after a photo shoot while she was still slick with baby oil! stay tuned and learn what goes on in the dirty mind of a girl with DDD tits!
who are you and why should we care?
i’m Pallas of prettypallas.com and you should care because i’ve got great Detroit boobs! well that takes care of my next question. so you lived in detroit your whole life? yeah. i really live out in the burbs but once you are from out of state, it is all Detroit anyway.
how did you get started modeling?
i ain’t thought about that in a minute.. oh! i was at a casting for a Slum Village video here in Detroit and I met one of the cats from eyecandymodeling.com. he was feelin’ me and after they shot me they set me up with a site. looking back, they really hooked me up! oh don’t kiss ass just because they are reading this! lol naw i’m serious! i got cast in that video but my scene didn’t ever air. instead ECM got me on the Snoop Dogg tour and in KING Magazine so it all worked out for me in the end. it was a real good look.
so which one of them are you fuckin?
lol! neither! have you ever fucked a photographer? naw. when i am shootin i am all about business you know? i want to make sure my shoot comes out real sexy and shit. i’m THIKNING about fuckin’ while i am shooting, especially when i’m doin video. you gotta let your mind run wild and shit!
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okay, break it down to me. give me a video shoot fantasy. like what i think about?
man.. umm.. ok like when i do the baby oil shots and i’m grabbin “ta and ta” — wait, wait. sorry to interrupt. but grabbin who?? lol “ta and ta” are my boobs, tits, breasts, shit, whatever! that’s their names!
alright girl, if you like it, i love it. continue!
lol i’m grabbin’ “ta and ta” and i picture someone else’s hands squeezing them and pinchin on my nipples and flickin their tounge across them. then i let them go and its like i am draggin them across someone’s face and they got their mouth open kissin and bitin at them… shit like that
oh.. is that all?
it just depends on what i am doin you know? the fantasy changes. like, shit, if i’m on the ground dancing you already know what i am thinkin about down there. i already know? why don’t you tell me anyway. lol ride girl, ride! don’t act brand new!
no, i swear i don’t know what you mean! ride what? tell me how.
oh whatever chick! lol look, if a girl doesn’t know how to ride a dick then she can’t keep a man for shit. remember that ladies: whatever you ain’t doin for your man, some other bitch will. so keep your shit right and handle yours!
well if you insist on talking about sex.. when was the last time you got some?
i’m a sexual person so i like sex. whenever i get done shooting that is what i wanna do. i just finished a shoot so what do you think i’m about to go do next? shit, you already know! lol. and who will this lucky guy be? a nigga that was in the right place at the right time and knew what the fuck to say to a girl and how to say it. a fan? you could say that. is that a yes or a no? it’s a nunya.
oh, a nunya-bidness. that means yes. so you hook up with fans a lot?
that sounds like a hoe move. i’m a one-nigga girl. if i’m gonna let you get that far with me then you are gonna be the only one i’m fuckin. if you spread it around then your shit won’t be any good. feel me?
preach!
lots of girls need to hear that. its the truth though. most young girls are too dumb to realize that these niggas are doggin them behind their back because they are the block hoe. pussy is power and if you let everyone have it, you lose the power.
so beside riding, what’s the best position to make a man weak?
shit, let a nigga hit it from the back. they think they’re in control but when you start throwin that thing back at him you will fuck up his whole world! they love that shit! lol
which position makes you cum the fastest?
the one where the man has his tounge where its supposed to be! lol that shit never fails! i like this girl!
okay, who eats better? guys or girls?
i wouldnt’t even know girl. never went down that road before.
well, i guess we can’t all be perfect. so you are straight then?
yeah girl. i love men. the ladies are cute and all but nothin is like a real man. a girl can never be a man so i gotta stay strictly dickly. but you do think women are cute? what kind of girls do you like? big phat bubble booties! lol i got a cute little tookie-bootie but i’m in Detroit and ’round here girls got ASS. you can’t live in this city and not appreciate a nice butt! lol
so does that mean you would be down for a threesome?
would i have to touch the girl?
nope. just take turns watching.
i never did that before but never say never. not with my man though. maybe with some other’s bitch’s boyfriend! lol aww, she’s jealous! i just like to protect what’s mine! you let a dog taste it once, he is always gonna crave meat. if you got a good man, don’t even let him smell another bitch! lol
lol point taken! alright, what can we expect from Pallas in the future?
whatever my members want to see! i get a ton of email on my site (prettypallas.com) and even if i don’t get to reply, i always make sure i do what they ask in my next shoot. every shoot i do is because of an email from a fan.
great, any last words for us?
you never asked me how big they are!? you’re slippin’ girl! i’m a 36DDD and my site is topless. you gotta come by and visit me, ta, and ta! lol
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