greetings from OP’s “man-hating bisexual!” lol lol i’ve got another lively one for ya! i caught up with Pallas from prettypallas.com after a photo shoot while she was still slick with baby oil! stay tuned and learn what goes on in the dirty mind of a girl with DDD tits!

who are you and why should we care?
i’m Pallas of prettypallas.com and you should care because i’ve got great Detroit boobs! well that takes care of my next question. so you lived in detroit your whole life? yeah. i really live out in the burbs but once you are from out of state, it is all Detroit anyway.

how did you get started modeling?
i ain’t thought about that in a minute.. oh! i was at a casting for a Slum Village video here in Detroit and I met one of the cats from eyecandymodeling.com. he was feelin’ me and after they shot me they set me up with a site. looking back, they really hooked me up! oh don’t kiss ass just because they are reading this! lol naw i’m serious! i got cast in that video but my scene didn’t ever air. instead ECM got me on the Snoop Dogg tour and in KING Magazine so it all worked out for me in the end. it was a real good look.

so which one of them are you fuckin?
lol! neither! have you ever fucked a photographer? naw. when i am shootin i am all about business you know? i want to make sure my shoot comes out real sexy and shit. i’m THIKNING about fuckin’ while i am shooting, especially when i’m doin video. you gotta let your mind run wild and shit!

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okay, break it down to me. give me a video shoot fantasy. like what i think about?
man.. umm.. ok like when i do the baby oil shots and i’m grabbin “ta and ta” — wait, wait. sorry to interrupt. but grabbin who?? lol “ta and ta” are my boobs, tits, breasts, shit, whatever! that’s their names!

alright girl, if you like it, i love it. continue!
lol i’m grabbin’ “ta and ta” and i picture someone else’s hands squeezing them and pinchin on my nipples and flickin their tounge across them. then i let them go and its like i am draggin them across someone’s face and they got their mouth open kissin and bitin at them… shit like that

oh.. is that all?
it just depends on what i am doin you know? the fantasy changes. like, shit, if i’m on the ground dancing you already know what i am thinkin about down there. i already know? why don’t you tell me anyway. lol ride girl, ride! don’t act brand new!

no, i swear i don’t know what you mean! ride what? tell me how.
oh whatever chick! lol look, if a girl doesn’t know how to ride a dick then she can’t keep a man for shit. remember that ladies: whatever you ain’t doin for your man, some other bitch will. so keep your shit right and handle yours!

well if you insist on talking about sex.. when was the last time you got some?
i’m a sexual person so i like sex. whenever i get done shooting that is what i wanna do. i just finished a shoot so what do you think i’m about to go do next? shit, you already know! lol. and who will this lucky guy be? a nigga that was in the right place at the right time and knew what the fuck to say to a girl and how to say it. a fan? you could say that. is that a yes or a no? it’s a nunya.

oh, a nunya-bidness. that means yes. so you hook up with fans a lot?
that sounds like a hoe move. i’m a one-nigga girl. if i’m gonna let you get that far with me then you are gonna be the only one i’m fuckin. if you spread it around then your shit won’t be any good. feel me?

preach!
lots of girls need to hear that. its the truth though. most young girls are too dumb to realize that these niggas are doggin them behind their back because they are the block hoe. pussy is power and if you let everyone have it, you lose the power.

so beside riding, what’s the best position to make a man weak?
shit, let a nigga hit it from the back. they think they’re in control but when you start throwin that thing back at him you will fuck up his whole world! they love that shit! lol

which position makes you cum the fastest?
the one where the man has his tounge where its supposed to be! lol that shit never fails! i like this girl!

okay, who eats better? guys or girls?
i wouldnt’t even know girl. never went down that road before.

well, i guess we can’t all be perfect. so you are straight then?
yeah girl. i love men. the ladies are cute and all but nothin is like a real man. a girl can never be a man so i gotta stay strictly dickly. but you do think women are cute? what kind of girls do you like? big phat bubble booties! lol i got a cute little tookie-bootie but i’m in Detroit and ’round here girls got ASS. you can’t live in this city and not appreciate a nice butt! lol

so does that mean you would be down for a threesome?
would i have to touch the girl?

nope. just take turns watching.
i never did that before but never say never. not with my man though. maybe with some other’s bitch’s boyfriend! lol aww, she’s jealous! i just like to protect what’s mine! you let a dog taste it once, he is always gonna crave meat. if you got a good man, don’t even let him smell another bitch! lol

lol point taken! alright, what can we expect from Pallas in the future?
whatever my members want to see! i get a ton of email on my site (prettypallas.com) and even if i don’t get to reply, i always make sure i do what they ask in my next shoot. every shoot i do is because of an email from a fan.

great, any last words for us?
you never asked me how big they are!? you’re slippin’ girl! i’m a 36DDD and my site is topless. you gotta come by and visit me, ta, and ta! lol

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