on Saturday night i took a trip across the bridge over to Windsor, Ontario to visit one of their strip clubs. like most over in Canada this one was fully nude and full of quasi-white women of various mixed ethnic backgrounds. is she Arab or is she Hawaiian? how do you even spell Hawaiian? i have no clue. but those diverse chicks aren’t what struck me. what completely set me off was the one and only brown skin girl in their roster. she had nice c cup boobs, stallion legs, a big ole bubble booty.. and a big ole bubble stomache.

i mean like just a high, round, proudly shaped pot belly. you know the whole jokes about “booty do?” this girls’ tummy didn’t stick out further than her ass. it was the EXACT SAME size AND shape as her ass! if it wasn’t so down right gross and retarded, it would have been almost impressive!

how on earth does a girl with a shape as stupid as hers even get the go ahead to strap on some 7 inch heels, get on stage, and get naked in a white club? we all know that black establishments are notorious for blurring the line between phat, thick, and fat, but white clubs usually seem to hold their girls to be a bit higher, if not blatantly anorexic, standard. was she a gimic? did she blow the owner? can she dance? i have no clue because she was never actually on stage during the short one hour that i could tolerate the gay-ass music they were bumping. but she did seem to be doing very well on the private dance circuit. i could easily guesstimate she waddled at least 5 guys past me and into the VIP room in record time. oh, and please believe, the EARTH SHOOK everytime this bitch walked past. and when i say that, i am not exagerating. i had to hold onto my drink less it should spill from the intense vibrations her hamhocks caused whenever she walked by.

but you have to give credit where credit is due. for as peculiar looking as i found her to be, as i said, she was really bringin ‘em in on the private dances. she was competing with a stunning Egyptian (with absolutely perfect tits), an adorable little Venezuelan, and this wild eyed red-head that worked the pole like she had been sold to the circus at age 6. all in all, ole thickums had a better money night than even the absolutely smoking hot French-Canadian blonde that could have taken me for my entire wallet if i had let her. (i don’t even care for blondes so that is really saying a lot. but this chick was not only beautiful, she had a tiny waist, perky d cups, and just a round, smooth, and 100% perfect rump on her!)

so then what is the appeal of a girl with a perfectly round pot belly? a pot belly it is definately better than the girls with those guts that resemble something closer to a human brain than anything else! you know the ones i am talking about. the chick that motherhood just has not been kind to. the kind who should be a “before” picture for a plastic surgery reality show.

but no, i take that back. because a lot of you fellas out there also have a bad habit of being able to appreciate even the most sloppy assed of our nubian sisters. isn’t there a website called “fat, black, and nasty?” my lord! i bet you there are at least 50 sites that could fall into that genre! big massive women with large motherly tits swaying and sagging, proof that there is indeed gravity.

but even if one can accept that there are some chubby chasers among us, what do we say to those fools that patronize the “mature” sites? you know what i am talking about. we have all seen them. “granny sex” or “bag a baggy bitch” or whatever the fuck their taglines tend to be. talk about an oedipus complex! who on earth actually fantazies about gettin buckwild with a bitch that needs to check her pulse and take her teeth out before she can give you head? … ohhh!! i get it! nice soft and pliable gums gently caressing your perverted cock! yeah, now i understand you guys are just plain SICK! lmao!!

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