the VMA’s have become nothing but The Source Awards on a fuckin crack binge. i’ve never seen MTV put out something more ghetto. well, maybe they’ve stooped lower but its really bad now with the VMA’s. if hip hop is going to take over (which i really don’t mind), does it have to come with ghettoness & stupidity? i mean… you niggas have more money than 99% of the black population & y’all can’t get on stage without actin like lil bitches, talkin’ shit to each other? i mean, say what ya have to say on wax (or cd’s now), then you go to an awards show and behave badly. that’s just weak… none of y’all niggas are proving anything to anybody. before the shit even started, i KNEW somebody had to get shot. it happened. of course. why? niggas. its fuckin sad.
before we get into this week’s update, lemme give a big shout out to my boy Don Pace who is currently working on a project for me. he’s a cartoonist whose talent is remarkable & renowned… be sure to peep his work @ don-pace.com. thanks for the hot work, big D! Kami (kami2hot.com), the newest member of the OP Crew, watched the VMA’s with me (over instant messenger) and we basically made up our own commentary as it progressed… here’s some excerpts i saved from our convo:
opening comments:
22:01:51 Q’ON: the vma’s r nuthin but the source awards on crack now
22:02:17 KAMI: :)) all of them are boring
22:02:28 Q’ON: niggas gonna get shot b4 the night is over
22:02:29 Q’ON: watch
22:02:38 KAMI: i’ll catch the higlights on yahoo tomorrow
22:03:15 Q’ON: i gotta b sittin here doin somethin else online… i cant just sit & watch the shit… i’d feel like i wasted my time
22:03:41 Q’ON: award shows r such… "jock myself" fests
22:03:48 Q’ON: just gay
22:04:02 Q’ON: knowin the peeps who deserve awards will never get’em
22:04:08 KAMI: =))
22:04:57 Q’ON: i mean… everybody is just killing themselves holdin back "50 IS A SNITCH, POLICE INFORMANT, DON’T SUPPORT THIS NIGGA"
22:05:12 Q’ON: its sad
22:06:34 KAMI: its kills me how he turned into the very thing he ridiculed ja rule for so quickly but now since he’s doing it, its alright
22:07:07 Q’ON: its all hypocrisy… dont get me started lol
22:07:29 KAMI: :)) you have time to kill
22:07:52 Q’ON: america aint ready 4 me
22:07:58 Q’ON: people dont like truth
22:08:02 Q’ON: i could never have a tv show
22:08:08 Q’ON: i’d just piss people off all the time
22:08:17 Q’ON: everybody would walk off my show heated
22:08:45 KAMI: not really..everyone loves drama
22:09:01 KAMI: i say you would last 2 seasons :))
22:15:48 Q’ON: its all about the almighty dollar
22:16:01 KAMI: =D>
22:16:37 Q’ON: dat shit is killin us… thas y i like artists like common
22:16:53 Q’ON: never sell out… successful, respected, still given that art
22:17:06 Q’ON: unspoiled
22:17:47 Q’ON: only reason i’m tryin 2 get paid is 2 have the power to do what i want 2 do when i want 2 do it… not 2 "bling"
22:18:07 Q’ON: money to me? = freedom… unfortunately that is more real than you know
22:18:20 KAMI: i never really taken the time to listen to lyrics.. i always just download the instrumentals
22:18:41 Q’ON: listen to common shit
22:26:58 Q’ON: y they put dat white boy n there like dat?
22:27:17 Q’ON: he gave it up cuz the laughs wasn’t comin
22:27:19 Q’ON: LOL
22:27:41 Q’ON: some unknown comedian
22:29:57 Q’ON: "i’d like to thank someone… who stayed up burnin the midnite oil… singin til horse… typin until his joints ached…. yes… all praise is due to…. ME"
22:29:58 Q’ON: thank u
22:30:20 KAMI: :))
22:30:26 Q’ON: cats always thankin god
on bishop don juan & gwen stefani:
22:30:56 Q’ON: y is he walkin around with that ugly ass dog?
22:31:00 Q’ON: the pimp cup was better
22:31:07 Q’ON: & that was stupid
22:31:36 KAMI: lil jon?
22:31:48 Q’ON: bishop don juan
22:31:54 Q’ON: i’d fuck gwen stefani on gp
22:31:58 Q’ON: she aint all that damn cute
22:32:03 Q’ON: but fuck it
22:32:07 Q’ON: just cuz she got a pretty mouth
22:32:14 Q’ON: & a cute voice
22:32:17 KAMI: oh.. you’re a trip:)) i like her sense of style
22:32:32 Q’ON: like she would sound good sayin…. "cum on my face"
22:32:38 KAMI: :))
on mariah carey:
22:33:56 Q’ON: jermaine dupri done cut all his hair off
22:34:01 Q’ON: mariah’s titties need 2 fall out
22:34:04 Q’ON: that would make my day
22:34:24 Q’ON: she need some porn nigga dick
22:34:40 KAMI: only in front of a camera on her way in :))
22:34:41 Q’ON: don’t let me meet her somewhere
22:34:48 Q’ON: its a done deal bwah!!!
22:35:09 Q’ON: i’ll shake it off alright
22:35:12 Q’ON: right on yo forehead
22:35:14 Q’ON: :))
22:35:31 Q’ON: she thick now
22:35:53 Q’ON: y they got these niggas swimmin w/they clothes on?
22:36:02 KAMI: :)) ok i don’t like this remix
22:36:50 Q’ON: u can c she gettin older
22:37:12 Q’ON: i need 2 be sure i put this cocoa butter on every nite…. age is a muthafucka
22:37:21 KAMI: yeah isn’t she close to 50 now?
22:37:26 Q’ON: LOL
22:37:26 KAMI: :))
22:37:29 Q’ON: awww thas fucked up
22:37:52 Q’ON: she only a few miles away
22:38:03 Q’ON: my dick need 2 b like 20 miles long right now
22:38:12 Q’ON: just sneak it up in her
22:38:20 Q’ON: for like… a minute
22:38:26 KAMI: :))
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on lil kim:
22:40:17 Q’ON: damn lil kim is still kinda hot after all that plastic surgery
22:40:43 Q’ON: i’d grab her ass & b like… WHAT? if we met
22:40:51 Q’ON: & see if she’d grab my dick back
22:40:58 Q’ON: i dare her
22:41:20 Q’ON: it would get hard probably… then we’d have 2 leave. right then
22:42:29 KAMI: :-& you have got to be kidding.. she looks like that crazy catwonem that got all of that plastic surgery
22:42:45 Q’ON: nah… i’m a freak like dat
22:42:51 Q’ON: :))
22:42:58 KAMI: :))
22:43:16 Q’ON: i’d let my cum burn thru the plastic… dat shit is like acid i tell ya
22:43:17 KAMI: i guess i’m way too picky
22:43:25 KAMI: =))
22:43:27 Q’ON: leavin burn stains on bitches foreheads
on alicia keys:
22:44:05 Q’ON: is it me or does alicia keys look chunky??
22:44:20 Q’ON: is dat fat nigga her boyfriend?
22:44:25 Q’ON: he need 2 get shot
22:45:09 KAMI: its you.. its proabaly just the makeup
22:45:44 Q’ON: i know baby fat when i c it
22:46:24 KAMI: :))
22:46:34 Q’ON: dont get it twisted
22:46:39 KAMI: yay i like that song
22:46:39 Q’ON: i’d still rock dat ass
22:47:05 Q’ON: i mean… just on gp
22:47:20 Q’ON: cuz i aint with that "a real man, real woman" drama shit
22:47:32 Q’ON: gimme dat ass & lets keep it movin boo boo
22:47:36 KAMI: ok who’s your top 3?
22:47:39 KAMI: =))
22:47:42 KAMI: oh no
22:47:49 Q’ON: top 3 what?
22:47:53 Q’ON: famous bitches i wanna bang?
22:47:59 KAMI: there you go
22:48:09 Q’ON: condoleeza rice
22:48:18 Q’ON: ummmmm
22:48:19 Q’ON: LOL
22:48:40 Q’ON: then again… condoleeza could get a nigga free flights to RIO
22:48:49 Q’ON: i’d hoe myself out for that
22:48:50 KAMI: :))
on 50 cent:
22:49:08 Q’ON: look at 50 gettin fat
22:49:12 Q’ON: cutness just GONE
22:49:30 Q’ON: nigga eatin 2 much
22:49:33 Q’ON: hangin 2 much
22:49:37 Q’ON: fuckin 2 much
22:49:43 Q’ON: 4got about da gym
22:49:50 Q’ON: money makes niggas lazy
22:49:57 KAMI: he was fat before..just went back to his old habits
22:50:12 Q’ON: done went ja rule himself
22:50:38 Q’ON: thats a hot ass beat
22:51:16 KAMI: he cracks me up everytime i see him perform; tony yayo looks like someone’s old uncle:))
22:51:27 Q’ON: LOL
22:51:54 Q’ON: i was wearing dat jacket when i was in the 7th grade
22:52:03 Q’ON: with them hammer shades on
22:52:23 Q’ON: y he stealin da show doh?
22:52:32 Q’ON: 50 doin tha same shit
22:53:03 KAMI: dang jamie lost a lot of weight
22:53:33 Q’ON: jamie foxxx preparin for roles
22:53:56 Q’ON: dat nigga is serious
22:54:00 Q’ON: bout actin now
on fat joe’s comment:
22:53:15 Q’ON: they censored all the "talk back" for the fat joe comment
22:53:32 KAMI: what comment?
22:54:13 Q’ON: but fat joe earlier
22:54:33 Q’ON: commented that he felt safe with all this police protection thanks to g-unit
22:55:02 Q’ON: so they had 2 try 2 say somethin back of course
22:55:07 Q’ON: somebody gonna get shot
22:55:14 Q’ON: source awards ON CRACK
22:55:22 KAMI: :)) hecky naw
22:55:35 Q’ON: u know niggas dont know how 2 act
22:55:49 Q’ON: we almost as bad as thai people
22:55:51 Q’ON: lol
on kanye west:
22:59:06 KAMI: booooo kanye
22:59:11 Q’ON: thank u
22:59:14 Q’ON: lol
22:59:21 Q’ON: jesus lovin ass
23:00:59 Q’ON: christians r crazy
22:59:23 Q’ON: lol
22:59:57 KAMI: he’s so overated its ashame.. his cd was ok at best..whoever gave it classic status had to be on payroll
23:00:08 Q’ON: LOL
23:00:39 KAMI: i’m serious.. as if his head couldn’t have been blown up anymore than it already is
23:05:18 Q’ON: he (kanye) gonna get up cryin again?
23:05:24 Q’ON: bout what he was supposed 2 get?
23:05:32 Q’ON: cryin ass nigga
23:05:50 Q’ON: nothin worse than some1 who loses BADLY
23:05:53 KAMI: i hope so,…i need a good laugh
on whitney houston:
23:00:38 Q’ON: whitney houston
23:00:28 Q’ON: she’s so cracked out
23:00:57 KAMI: she’s a lost cause
23:01:03 Q’ON: yeah she is
23:01:15 Q’ON: do they show her doin crack on [bobby’s] show?
on bow wow:
23:04:24 Q’ON: who is this short nigga?
23:04:27 Q’ON: bow wow?
23:04:29 Q’ON: LOL
23:04:31 Q’ON: dat nigga
23:04:31 KAMI: yeah :))
23:04:36 Q’ON: COMEDY
23:04:44 Q’ON: i could spend all day clownin how he looked
23:05:05 Q’ON: lookin like da fonz w/a perm
23:05:12 KAMI: =))
on halle berry:
23:08:50 Q’ON: dat crazy bitch halle
23:09:04 Q’ON: i’d fuck her just so i could hold the oscar while i did it
23:09:28 Q’ON: put the head in her poop shoot
23:09:29 KAMI: :)) don’t forget to take pictures
23:09:31 Q’ON: she’d like it
23:09:49 Q’ON: thas a crazy bitch
23:09:54 Q’ON: but i attract crazy bitches
23:10:03 Q’ON: she’d b on me like flies 2 shit if we got in the same room
23:10:07 Q’ON: i guarantee it
23:10:44 KAMI: *shaking head*
23:10:57 Q’ON: seriously
23:11:13 Q’ON: she’d probably try to stab me WHILE we are FUCKIN
23:11:19 Q’ON: thas what all them crazy bitches do
23:11:21 Q’ON: :))
23:11:42 Q’ON: keep all knives out the room
23:11:46 KAMI: nooooooooooooooo
23:11:48 Q’ON: out the house
23:12:07 Q’ON: hot brauds like knives…. ask any hot braud
on beyonce & michelle of destiny’s child:
23:06:17 Q’ON: somebody need 2 show a titty
23:06:27 Q’ON: we need another incident that’ll make the world laugh at us
23:06:32 Q’ON: maybe we’ll get over that stupid shit
23:07:07 Q’ON: i would so slap beyonce with my dick & walk out b4 i let her give me head
23:07:10 Q’ON: OVERRATED
23:07:28 KAMI: :))
23:12:44 Q’ON: u out the picture though cuz i’m …. oh HELL NAH!
23:13:02 Q’ON: this bitch has ran up & SNATCHED the "what the fuck" award
23:13:08 Q’ON: LOOK AT HER HAIR
23:13:10 KAMI: :))
23:13:19 Q’ON: & she da main 1 talkin bout god
23:13:24 KAMI: i was wondering when you were going to catch that
23:13:26 Q’ON: where was he when your hair was gettin done??
23:13:45 Q’ON: she should’ve prayed THEN
23:13:50 KAMI: :))
on kelly clarkson:
23:17:46 Q’ON: oh this that white braud that can sing who was on american idol right?
23:17:59 Q’ON: she got some ass too
23:17:59 KAMI: right but it sounds like she’s lost it
23:18:17 Q’ON: she just not good at performin while movin
23:18:36 Q’ON: i like bangin white brauds with ass
23:18:43 Q’ON: they luv 2 prove they can take some dick
23:18:53 KAMI: i just hope she doesn’t mess up my favorite song of hers if she performs it
23:18:56 Q’ON: end up sore the next day
23:18:59 KAMI: :))
23:19:40 Q’ON: she went country with no shoes
23:19:49 Q’ON: goddamn i know she fuckin niggas
23:20:07 KAMI: :))
23:20:23 Q’ON: look @ her bounce dat ass
23:20:26 Q’ON: that shit takes practice
23:20:31 Q’ON: bouncin on niggas dicks
23:21:31 KAMI: :-/ really?
23:22:00 Q’ON: for white brauds???
23:22:04 Q’ON: come on now
23:22:28 Q’ON: some nigga pushed that ass up… she got a cornbread, dick fed ass for a white braud
23:22:47 KAMI: i didn’t know that required effort :))
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