There is a whole lot of shit flying in certain circles about this article “How to bang a stripper”. With me being a past stripper and all, I felt it neccessary to respond. Granted, this dude is a comic/editorial writer (us stripper chics ‘google’d him) and has come up with all sorts of other bullshit and comical (translation: POOR TASTE) articles that we found on the net, but this one specifically pissed us off the most (us, as in the stripper collective). Here is our reply:

How to take advantage of pathetic losers who buy the “how to sleep with strippers” books:

1. You need a partner. Have a girl friend who is also sick of pathetic guys trying to get us strippers into bed through these tricks. You have to be able to trust her, and know that she won’t rat you out (you be willing to do the same). You have to have each other’s back.

2. Score some G or Ruphies. Be sure you know the dosage, so as to not kill the guy. You just want to render him unconscious for a few hours. Separate up the doses, so as to not leave anything up to chance.

3. When the PL customer comes in pulling this drug b.s. Just ask if you can bring your nymphomaniac friend over too. Introduce her to the PL and then kiss each other passionately. This guy will think he is going to have his own little porn fest right in his hotel room. Remind him to bring the drugs, to enhance “the mood”. Ladies, you will have him eating out of your hand!!

4. Go back to work as usual for the rest of your shift, and make bank off the decent and respectful customers. They are your base, so treat the paying customers very well and show them the best time ever.

5. Be sure to bring some drinks with you to the PL’s hotel room. Everyone likes a couple of cocktails to loosen up.

6. When offering drinks have the girl with the G prepare the drinks. If this is you be very careful to be discreet. It is your partner’s job to distract the PL while you slip the G in his drink.

7. Continue w/ teasing the PL, and ask about what kind of drugs he is offering and the like. Use the same techniques that the article writer offers to fake using the drugs.

8. Offer the PL a second drink. If he still has some left in his first glass, he will down it and then bring him a second w/o any drugs in it. Then wait for him to pass out.

9. When the PL is passed out, go through his pockets and gain access to his credit cards, drivers license, car keys etc. Remove all of his clothes and all of the towels, pillows and blankets from the hotel room. Remove everything that he owns from the hotel room, including all the drugs and the drinks that you brought. It is almost time to leave, so wipe down all surfaces for fingerprints.

*Take the room phone w/ you. This guy will be buck naked and stuck in the motel room. He will probably have a terrible hangover when he wakes up, and will have no means of contacting anyone w/o leaving his room. It will take him a while to get the courage to venture out to seek help. Or he will wait until the maid comes around (usually between 11am-2pm) to clean the room.*

10. Place all of these items in his car. Keep the drugs separate from his other personal belongings. Place his wallet in a natural place in his car (visor or glove box). Drive his car to his home. (check vehicle registration or driver’s license for his address).

11. When at his house search for cash, (for you efforts). If this guy has no cash on hand, you can just use his credit cards for a shopping spree tomorrow. Also look for blank checks that you can use for these purposes. If he has cable, order a bunch of pay-per-view events. If he has a computer and an internet connection, use his computer and credit cards to become a member of a bunch of porn sites/ Make them some of grossest ones you can find. Gather the drugs you found in his house, as well as the ones you got from at the hotel room, and leave them in a semi conspicuous spot (dresser in the bedroom, bathroom counter) nothing too obvious like on the dinning room table. Place some of the drugs here, and place more in a nearby drawer.

12. Okay, we’re almost done! It should be morning now, and you and your girlfriend can go shopping! I recommend buying items like designer hand bags, electronics like iPods or portable DVD players. These are item you can easily and profitably sell on auction websites.

13. Head back to the PL’s house, to replace his credit cards in his wallet. Make sure everything looks to be in order and undisturbed.

14. Call the police to report a burglary in progress at the PL’s house. Use his phone to make this call. I would be willing to bet that would be the last time he would ever pull this crap again on poor defenseless strippers!! - Touche’

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recently i found myself in an arguement with an idiot about fansigns. he begs for’em from…well… take a look at what happens when i make your dreams reality:

you see the taste of fucking your dream girl started early, 12:15 a.m. early. my dick hard and her pussy throbbing with the sounds of voices trailing through the phone. so she came, jumped in her car and drove hours just to get something different, something fucking insane. she couldn’t get past the door, because once she tried i had her against the wall. against the wall i the hall was where it started and then…

i fucked the hell out of your dreams….
while you can only imagine the taste of her hips on your lips as you slide them along her, i am sliding my tongue over the curves of her ass and deep within her pussy until she jerked back hard and came all in my mouth. in the meantime im grabbing her ass with both hands and filling her with my dick over and over. in between licking, sucking, and fucking her against the edge of the bed she can only stumble the words out of her mouth

“ohhh daddy…”
she can hardly breathe in between the pounding of me deep inside her from behind her. she could hardly breathe as she pushed my dick far past her tonsils and sucked that mutherfucker like the very meaning of life was hidden within. she could hardly speak between the muffled screams when i pushed her head to the side and made her watch her silhouette fuck mine against the wall. i still remember her body shaking hard when i layed her sexy chocolate frame flat on the bed with her ass up and shoved my dick inside her hard and lingered there, pushing harder and harder.

you should have heard your dream girl grunting and moaning while i dug my tongue into her ass against the bed. you should have seen her hair fly as she tried to fuck me back and then realizing through sighs and moans that it was impossible. you should have seen the sweat dripping off of her while she got on top of me and bounced her ass up and down on my dick. if only you could have been there to see your dream girl make my dick dissapear as it slid between those lips of hers. you should have felt the grip of her pussy wanting my dick SO bad that it pulled the condom right off of me twice

between the sweaty collisions, dick swallowing, pussy licking, ass tasting, clit rubbing, back scratching, ass grabbing, dick riding, hair pulling, name screaming, back twisting fucking i still remember the sound her voice at the end. i remember the last shove of my dick into the depths of her beautiful chocolate ass when she threw her head back and screamed “OH GODDDDDDDDDD!” Your dream girl, in her climactic moments, compares my fucking to the omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent being who makes universes with a thought and kills stars with spit and all you get is a fansign. poor guy

i’m evolution sky… and ill be here all week **manly arm pump**

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since everybody is talkin about paysites… lemme give you a sample of my latest update at DamnQ.com (my premium site). not sure about how the other cats do it these days, but you know i do shit my way… here’s a taste, click the links to get this + all the pics & vids (i’ve uploaded a sample gallery with a few pics of each of these sets… enjoy ;))

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one thing fucked up about living in Thailand is the internet connections aren’t as fast and reliable as the service provided in the states. my connection was down yesterday but i’m back on with some nice sets & video for ya today (i actually uploaded the vids early so maybe you peeped those already). please submit requests for specific video you want to see as i will be licensing some DVDs & ripping them for posting here in the members area. i’ll just post what i like if ya don’t, so holla back!

you should have received an email from me notifying you of the problems with the database files in my content management system. in layman’s terms, the file that keeps all my pics & vids organized got fucked up. unfortunately a fix was not done for 3 days so none of you were able to access any of the members content during that time. i’m sorry about the downtime and i’ll be updating 3 times this week to make up for it. thanks for your patience & i hope you enjoy what i have in store.

today, i wanted to go ahead & post pics of this super thick white chick name Leiluna. you know how it is with the white brauds… if she shot with me, black dick was introduced to the back of her throat. i met her off OMP and when i originally saw her profile, she had blonde hair. after missing one another a few times, she came down to South Florida (she lived in north florida) for a date with me & a couple of other video producers. if you’re into MILF’s, you might be feelin her. she’s a big girl & not everybody can handle it… but we got some nice shots & she got a monster facial. it kinda reminded me of fantsies of bangin out my school teacher… but i’d be fuckin this braud on GP just cause she was cool as fuck & looks like she wants dick on the regular!

also included in this update, you’ll find new sets of Fah & Sena, my latest thailand hotties…booking has commenced for the next trip to Thailand so be sure to get your reservation set as i have ONLY 10 spots available on the tour… next week, stick around to check out the rest of my China Barbie sets + all new Darielle & Xena!

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fuck all the serious talk… after reading Sun’s entry @ OP i’m gonna have to go have myself a nice stiff drink.  thank god she doesn’t know what she’s talkin about!  if she did, i’d be out of business! - the adult game is no longer a "get money fast" type of spot so don’t think you can just throw up a site & make some money real quick.  that shit went out back in 2001.  all that aside, we appreciate her thoughts & i’m sure she’ll ruffle some feathers which is always our goal (whooops!  did i say that??) time to hit you off with some free ass previews so you can make your next choice of premium sites to join (since we know that ya gotta break out the plastic if you want the good shit).  this time, i got galleries from a couple of hot new joints the first being Candy Black Ass (all black on black videos) + White Teens, Black Cocks (ummm, if you don’t know, why don’t you shoot me a quarter of that hydro you been smokin?).  check the samples out in these galleries then pull out the plastic (and your dick) for a full membership with their sites.  enjoy, post your comments, talk shit or just bounce!

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Ok, Bey presented some good points on HOW TO HAVE A PAYSITE and run it correctly…but the honest truth is…WHY HAVE A PAYSITE?

1. It is a waste of money and time: Unless you are Jenna Jameson or Tiara…forget it. You will sink alot of money and time into a paysite that if a client does know who the fuck you are, why would they drop a dime? There are plenty of free porn sites on the internet…oh, wait..you’re a model..I forgot (rolls eyes). Same there. As long as there is OMP, Model Mayhem and free model sites where models can post semi-nude or risque’ photos..why bother having a paysite until you make a name for yourself..

here’s a clue…MAKE YOURSELF A BRAND. Then build a paysite and waste your money promoting yourself on the internet.. when you should be in the ‘real’ world getting an agent, waste all your time posting “come join my site/yahoo group/etc” on yahoo group boards, just like everyone else.

2. There are plenty of affiliate programs you can promote: If cash is an issue…take that hard earned cash from working that retail job at the dollar store and put it into a freesite and promote the hell out of affiliates. The pay is greater (most give 50% or between 25-150.00 per signup..depending on what program you choose and if you roll with a big guy or a little fish), you don’t have to update or shoot content, and you can piggyback off of someone else’s success, hard work in marketing, promotion, and photoshoots. Why buy the cow when you can peddle the milk for free?

3. Money, Money, Money: Ok, lets take a look at the figures, shall we?

Hosting: between 19-45.00 a month (including or excluding the bandwidth as if your shit gets posted all over BGOL..niggas will be hacking into your site like starving mice trying to get at a piece of cheese)

Design of site: average: 375-1900.00. Yeah, I said over a grand. You want a nice site, right? Don’t do it yourself using photoshop…you want an attractive site that will draw attention to yourself yet still remain classy (or trashy, depending on what your niche is) So you want it done nice and done right. Most templates that are worth a shit start at 375. If you hire a designer, they are going to start there and go up.

Updating of content: Like Bey said, unless you can find a photographer to shoot your shit for free, (and most aren’t that great that offer to do this) then expect to shell out some money for photographers to take pictures of yo naked ass. Add a few hundred extra if you have to remove that bullet wound or stretch marks from your 3rd welfare check kid from your pics.

Promotion: Hiring a promoter costs. If you give them a cut of your site profits, that takes more money away from you…but it cuts the costs down on promoting. Expect to pay for marketing and promotion of your site. The yahoo group shit you can spam from here to kingdom come on your own free time. The real promotion goes beyond that. (cont…)

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4. Time, Time, Time: Most people that run their own site exclusively do that (they have built a brand, a name, and have enough dough now to do that solely and make bank). Some gals work ft jobs and can hold everything down with the help of a webmaster or second person. Some gals can hold their own. It’s up to you..but expect to spend about 8 hours a week (camshows, shooting content, updating content, promotion) or more keeping up your site. It takes time to start making money and you have to get your name out there in order to do so. Pull a “paris”. Either do a risque cam show and tease the hell out of guys with baby oil, show some cooch, or stick a dildo up your ass…do something crazy so that people remember you. Then deny you did it…later on, sell the video on your site (wink). This makes up for the time with money..which you are going to need.

5. Reinvent…reinvent: Just like madonna, you have to reinvent yourself and switch up the game to make and keep things fresh for your customers. This means dying that hairweave, cutting your hair, engaging in something you haven’t done before, acting crazy, doing something totally out of the ordinary for you..do you have time to reinvent yourself? If you don’t know who the hell you are..don’t even bother. Wait, this article is about why to have a paysite…don’t bother. If you take a look at the top players in the game, they change….if you can’t afford to change up and flip your looks and script every so and so, don’t bother. See suggestion # 2…

6. Criticism: In order to address this with tact…let me first say..

Oh, fuck it. People will come at you and bash you from all angles. Shit will come out of the closet from the late 90’s..or worse even, the 80’s. People will say you are ugly, too fat, too short, too this, too that, or even worse..that you are….(shhh…) CRAZY. If you can’t take criticism and bullshit flying at you from all angles (invest in a good bullshit repellent or a suit or armor)…then don’t even bother, either. Models are catty, photographers are mostly shady, and no one can be trusted…a good friend of mine had a tattoo on her neck that read:

“TRUST NO NIGGA”….”TRUST NO BITCH EITHER”. this holds true in the internet world as well. What you tell one photographer in confidence could be all over the internet or all over the next day. That email that you sent could be saved and resurface 4 years later and all sorts of shit said about it that won’t even make sense (who saves emails for 4 years? Wellll……..)People will attack you when you aren’t even the subject of conversation. Are you ready for that? If not…then move on. Clue: the strongest of people take bullshit and use it to their advantage as promotion by playing up on the bullshit. Exploit and use what is being said…make fun of it. If you can’t laugh at yourself and other stupid assholes who want attention, then don’t quit your day job..you are going to need it when your site fails and you don’t make money from niggas talking bullshit.

7. No one gives a shit what you think, or how you feel, just show that ass and tits (ie: the diary/blog mistake): Ladies, no one wants to know what you ate for breakfast, who you fucked, or how your day is. They want to see ass, tits, and fucking (or, wait..if you are a MODEL..they want to see half naked pics of you in various positions..wait..no, youre’ a MODEL…scratch that) don’t put your shit out there if you don’t want people to know it. Keep your shit to yourself. No one will want to read it, anyway. They will accuse you of ‘ranting’, even…(oooh…MUCH WORSE). So keep your words and your personal life just that, personal.

Hope this answers your question on WHY NOT TO HAVE A PAYSITE. The main point is…because everyone ELSE has one…and if you can use other people’s sites to make money, why bother with your own? No, it’s not using..it is just business sense. Check out those affiliate programs and don’t waste your time….

To clarify….I am not talking about the big boys (Q’on, etc) that have thriving paysites…I am talking about the chicks out there who still think they can have a yahoo group and set up a paysite and make billions…yes, they are still out there (this didn’t end with 2001, unfortunately). Since I have been there and ‘done that’ (paysite) I feel that I infact DO know what I am talking about…but whatever, man, whatever….you keep making your dollars however you can…you know what you got. ..and what others don’t….

(sidenote: some of this article was written in jest…(ie: jokingly) so if you can’t take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen, babes-no direct referral was made to anyone in the adult/modeling/paysite industry. No animals were harmed in writing this article. No direct references were made to any one or any situation…living or dead, past or present..this article is a work of fiction..so wake the fuck up and get into the real world and stop this internet shit..it’s getting old as a hookers unwashed pussy from a 5 day fuckfest after she’s worn tight leather pants for 2 days.–and no, I don’t mean myself with that reference…but if you want to infer that, I’ll let you smell my unwashed silk thongs for 9.95..just send a paypal to…….)

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They say that James Brown is the hardest working man in show business. So I say Lexington Steele is the hardest working man in porn. From the makers of Lex Steele, Lex POV, here he is again fellas, this time bringing you Lex On Blondes. See Lexington Steele as he tears and shreds thru the most beautiful blonde pussy on the net! This is Lexington Steele directing & starring in his own high quality movies! No wonder the A.V.N voted this guy performer of the year. Not once, not twice, but for three years!!! Lexington Steele is definitely holding the title down. It has the alot of great quality movies, enough of them to keep you downloading for months, and amazing looking blondies performing the action.The layout and design are very similar to the other Lex Steele sites; showing some heated up hardcore scenes with beautiful, lucious blondes getting dick in every hole possible.The girls all provide plenty of attention and shock at Lex’s “tool” and worship it. You know buddy is happy too–never seems to take the girlys for granted and lets them all know how much fun he’s having. Navigation is simple, the movies are offered in different sizes and both in parts and complete. The guys have done a thorough job and I could not fault anything. Lex is a big name in this business, so having him on the Brain Pass network will only improve their situation. Memberships fees are as follows: $29.95 for 30 days and $59.95 for multi-monthly membership. Is this site a full representation of his work? Will my expectations be met as they were in the other lex steele sites? Lets find out…

The site itself functions well. It’s easy to navigate, especially since it only has two areas, one for picture galleries and one for video clips. New clips are added several times a week Everything is pretty easy to find. Videos come with their own photo sets as well. Photos (800×600) are provided in excellent quality with super sharp focus. The videos are offered in both low and high resolution versions, and you can either download the whole film or 5-minute long segments. Quality of the videos are top notch. At that rate, this site is defintly a keeper. Fellas, you really cant go wrong with the man of steele. Bringing you the best in interacial fucking..

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one thing fucked up about living in Thailand is the internet connections aren’t as fast and reliable as the service provided in the states. my connection was down yesterday but i’m back on with some nice sets & video for ya today (i actually uploaded the vids early so maybe you peeped those already). please submit requests for specific video you want to see as i will be licensing some DVDs & ripping them for posting here in the members area. i’ll just post what i like if ya don’t, so holla back!

you should have received an email from me notifying you of the problems with the database files in my content management system. in layman’s terms, the file that keeps all my pics & vids organized got fucked up. unfortunately a fix was not done for 3 days so none of you were able to access any of the members content during that time. i’m sorry about the downtime and i’ll be updating 3 times this week to make up for it. thanks for your patience & i hope you enjoy what i have in store.

today, i wanted to go ahead & post pics of this super thick white chick name Leiluna. you know how it is with the white brauds… if she shot with me, black dick was introduced to the back of her throat. i met her off OMP and when i originally saw her profile, she had blonde hair. after missing one another a few times, she came down to South Florida (she lived in north florida) for a date with me & a couple of other video producers. if you’re into MILF’s, you might be feelin her. she’s a big girl & not everybody can handle it… but we got some nice shots & she got a monster facial. it kinda reminded me of fantsies of bangin out my school teacher… but i’d be fuckin this braud on GP just cause she was cool as fuck & looks like she wants dick on the regular!

also included in this update, you’ll find new sets of Fah & Sena, my latest thailand hotties…booking has commenced for the next trip to Thailand so be sure to get your reservation set as i have ONLY 10 spots available on the tour… next week, stick around to check out the rest of my China Barbie sets + all new Darielle & Xena!

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Here in 2005, everybody and their momma has a paysite. They range from model types to fat bastards, but like everyone else, the main goal is to not have to get up at 5AM and go make another motherfucker rich off your labor for $10.00 (minus taxes). Well, i’m here to help you, son.

#1: Have a GIMMICK!!!
404 Girls, Eyecandy Models, TKM Girls, etc… They all have a gimmick. Be it the area code, photography style or the type of girls they shoot. They pick a style and stick with it.

#2: Invest in Equipment.
You don’t have to have $40,000 worth of gear in order to produce quality work, but you will need studio lighting (Alien Bees is a good place to start) and knowledge of how to work a light meter. You don’t have to spend 50 million dollars on a camera, either. You can get a nice digital from SONY for $600. A mini DV camera ($450 at most) and some construction lights should hold you over until you’re able to roll with big boy equipment.

#3: Product
What sells? Why, girls you idiot (unless you have a gay site, then it’s guys…) and the best place to get them from is www.onemodelplace.com or modelmayhem.com. Not blackplanet, not Yahoo, or any other garbage ass site like that. Sure you’ve fucked a lot of hoes from those sites, but that’s all they’re good for, bootycalls. If you’re a cheap ass, you’ll get cheap talent, so don’t be a cheap ass unless you plan on making money off of crackheads and skanky hoodrats (shout out to BVF lol). Make sure your paperwork is TIGHT, signed and ID’s are copied before you even break out your camera, or be prepared to face jail time… Straight up.

#4: Marketing
This is where people fuck up at big time. One duck looking net model who shall remain nameless once blamed her poor sign ups on a well known photographer, when the fact of the matter was that her marketing was piss poor at best. You can have about 5,000 yahoo group members, but only 20 of them at best will be a member to your site. Trading banners and galleries is cool, but that doesn’t equal $$$ Hell you can shoot with Jesus himself, it still won’t translate into “I don’t have to do shit but watch TV and scratch my ass today” dollars. That money, if you want it QUICKLY, comes from real world/offline marketing. This is done by advertising in the local stripper magazines (if you have a paysite, you have a porn site, get over yourself) college papers (preferrably white) and anywhere else that might have a large male following. And do make sure you have enough bandwith to handle the hits, or you’ll be losing money while your site is crashed.

#5: Handling Your Money
A fool and his money are soon parted. That’s what will be applied to you if you spend your money on bullshit like jewelry and rims for your car. Dump your profits back into your business and put yourself on a salary of at least $200 a month for your “I want to do something stupid because I have the money” expenditures. Improve your equipment, hire out of state talent, advertise more, improve your product.

These are keys to success that should be followed to the letter. Other than that, you’ll be like all the others, falling to the wayside due to poor planning and ignorance to the game.

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you should have received an email from me notifying you of the problems with the database files in my content management system. in layman’s terms, the file that keeps all my pics & vids organized got fucked up. unfortunately a fix was not done for 3 days so none of you were able to access any of the members content during that time. i’m sorry about the downtime and i’ll be updating 3 times this week to make up for it. thanks for your patience & i hope you enjoy what i have in store.

this week is ghetto sister week padded with a little thai hotness by request. in the states, hookers are called “call girls”. well, we still have your run of the mill street hooker & your hook up in a bar type hooker but the “high society” expensive hookers have to have a nice name to go with the job. i met one of these high class hookers when i was living in vegas. she frequented the area but she was from the NYC area. maybe you’ve heard of her? her name is Chanel Paree. she came thru my office just to hang out once while in town so i shot some amateurish pics i figured i’d share. i recall her getting sentimental & deciding not to gimme any ass when she saw pics of Leda & my kid on my desk (goddamn family photos did it again - FUCK). i’ll have to leave those in the drawer when happy hookers come thru to get butt naked.

i shot Vanity in Detroit during the same trip where i jammed dick down Jasmyne’s throat. she was cool & seemed to be looking forward to our next meeting but i have yet to go back to the motor city to follow up on that ass. Karma was a stripper who quite obviously needs to work in dimly lit night clubs. she’s an amazon chick with some huge tits but her grill? well, let’s just say she’s got a face only a mother could love. i shot Tease in Atlanta at a hotel with poor lighting. they ended up kicking me out because this one chick came thru dressed like a super slut & tipped them off to what i was doing in their rooms. after the whole R-Kelly underage video incident, they were nervous to let some shit like that pop off under their noses. i shot Illusion in Tampa by way of Xena & her girl Shorty. all ghetto, all for you - enjoy. check out new galleries of Pim & Pu also included in this update. next update (the day after tomorrow!) i’ll add pics & video of Leiluna (super thick, white chick with a thing for black dick). thanks again for your understanding… hit me up if you have any comments, concerns or requests.

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Ok, I have a few things to say about Black Mama. First of all (if I begin a review with “First of All” you know this isn’t a good review) why is the first question that I ask myself upon entering the member’s area…”Where is the fucking content? What do I do?” When you enter the member’s area, you see three videos of three old ugly fat ass bitches being advertised as their latest video updates. To the left of that, they repeat themselves and show the same women advertised as “Latest Black Mama Videos”, a section for Live shows (which takes you to other sites where they try to sell you stuff), monthly ezines (which sell memberships to other sites), some stories, and photo galleries of recycled content that has been around since ‘94. So again, where is the content?

It turns out that they archive all of their content every month, but they only do two updates a month. So you have to select which month you want from a drop down menu and select which of the two nasty fat ass girls you want to see from that section…very slow, very frustrating. They have a ton of pictures: the problem is that all of the women on this site (and I don’t care if you do like BBW types) look like they’ve been hit with a bus, or like they should be floating in someone’s toilet bowl. You get what I’m trying to say?

They are asking for 24.95 a month to view this travesty. I saw nothing here worth checking out. Even trying to navigate around the site is frustrating. If you like fat women, this site might have a few girls that you’d want to peep out, other than that, there is not much in the way of bonus content. One of the worst sites I’ve ever seen for the price they are asking. It’s not even worth the 4.95 trial that they offer.

Volume: 2
Navigation: 1
Value: 2
Overall: 2

HOW TO TAKE A POOP AT WORK (or school) As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the survival guide for taking a dump at the office. (this was forwarded to me, and if hilarious…enjoy!)

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before ooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in he bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in The urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

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COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be minimized with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the athroom.

SAFE HAVENS: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where You can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a same-sex pooper entering your bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall And tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this you will have to avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the Bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON: A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud Splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

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some cats who join my site, then cancel their membership tell me they did so because of the lack of video. unlike many sites that are out today, the focus of mine is not just video… i have shot some but only in the past two years. i’m a photographer (not a videographer) so you’ll find primarily high quality stills and a bit of video including my own exclusive scenes + some video i’ve licensed from video producers for you to enjoy. the unique thing about my site is that you can actually meet (and fuck if you like) the models i shoot. why would i need video when you can actually stick your dick in her mouth personally? lol…take a vacation with me and make your fantasies come true.

case in point: i’ve included a nice selection of models in my updates including three thai honeys: Pim (sexy, slim honey who works @ Living Dolls in Pattaya), Fah (super thick, all natural, big-boobed beauty also from Pattaya) and Sena (the brown skinned, multi-pierced hottie with perfect, natural breasts). all of these honies are only a plane ticket away… i’ll be your guide & i’ll be sure you enjoy yourselves while in Southeast Asia. now, what other site offers THAT? none, i guarantee it. if you just want the pics, no problem, those will always be here… if there’s something else i can offer? lemme know & i’ll see what i can do. also included in this update are new galleries of Sanny Aung + older galleries reloaded. Sexxxy Chyna & Ice (reloaded). for the next update, we’re going ghetto style! nothin but hot black honies from the hood… yeah, i’m a mult-flavored cat. how ya like dat??

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