there’s nothing worse than a bad whore. think about it… the simplest job in the world (and also the oldest profession) is prostitution. sellin ass has got to be the easiest, most profitable business anyone could ever get into. that being said, there is no reason to suck at it (no pun intended). basically, your job as a ho is to make sure the guy who rents your twat feels like his money was spent wisely. that means selling the fantasy. even the biggest john doesn’t like being made to feel like a trick. i don’t like bitches who lie but what i like even less is bitches who don’t know WHEN to lie. ultimately, that’s what its all about… make your “customer” feel like you’re fuckin’em cuz you want to fuck HIM, not like you want to fuck him for his money…
no one likes a ho that tells you to hurry up… nobody likes one that handles the shit like you’re purchasing a pack of gum at a mini-mart. if you decide to sell ass (or dick for that matter) then do it right. if you’re just not good at it, find another occupation. good whores? aw man… nothing beats that. if you’re a pimp or a trick aint NOTHING like a good whore. the kind that makes ya feel like your dick is like one of those dude’s on the “monsters” interracial movies even if your shit is like a vienna sausage. so this is a big shout out to all my good whores. keep doing your thing, keep making life interesting for the guys who like to get the most for their dollar… speaking of good whores, check out our tour booking now @ worldpleasuretours.com!
speaking of pimps, give a big shout out to my man Payroll who has an online radio show that you can’t miss… he appeared in American Pimp and is bringin that pimpin to the netwaves @ pimpin101.net. if you have WinAmp, bookmark his show & check that shit often… (click here to open the url in winamp) thanks for inviting me for the interview, i look forward to droppin some more knowledge on your listeners. also, a big shout out to all my fans out there in Iraq & all those rough spots in the middle east just doin their job, tryin to survive & make it home to their families. good luck to you all… especially to my man D.E. McMurray Jr who got a custom jacket made recently & decided to show love to the OP Fam by adding our logo to his joint. now that’s loyalty… got a pic of you showin’ OP love? send that joint in & i’ll post it right here. i’ll be sending him an OP Tshirt just for sending this in - thanks D.E.!
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