There are very few brauds in the alternative industry or altporn that really get me. Ariel X is one of them. Let me define that term “Altporn”. Alt = Alternative: different, strange, and a little kinky…think latex, fetishes, blood (sometimes), chicks with sharp objects, stuff like that…anything NOT too run of the mill…that is usually alternative. If you want more of a concise compendium of altporn…go visit Altporn.net. Anyawy…Ariel X is one interesting chica…so I asked her a few questions about what she does and what got her started…consider this my first installment in the altporn model journals…I’m introducing you guys to some stuff that you may or may NOT be into..but hell, it’s entertainment! (just don’t yawn too much, ok?)

This is a tough industry. Often, models are rejected all the time. Were you ever discouraged? What did you do to overcome it? What happened when you finally ‘made it’, did those that rejected you look at you differently then?
I was discouraged after a few months of modeling. It was from NO ONE contacting me for work or responding to acting/modeling submissions that I had made. I had one shoot with a photographer (my first photo shoot) and I was really expecting a lot more work after i had gotten “professional” pictures done…and nothing came. I got ever frustrated. Then a great photographer named Kelly Lind offered to work with me. He gave me some really great pictures to put up on my online portfolio. After working with him, i started to blow up a little more.

Did you ever think that you would get this far?
I think i still have a lot further to go with my modeling/acting career. I still feel like a nobody maybe I really am

What is your secret to success? Everyone has a formula..what is yours?
You cant give up, even when everyone tells you that you will need a boob job or go blond if you are a brunette or go brunette if you are a blond. Stick with you dream and the masses will love you for you soul

What makes you unique as a model? Is it important for up and coming models to find a niche and to market themselves in that niche, or to just ‘go with the flow’ and find a mentor until they can find out what it is that they want to do?
I have a natural figure, no fake tan, no fake hair, no fake boobs, I haven’t even had braces, what you see is what i was born with….well i do darken my hair with dye. I also love shooting edgy pictures, I have an exotic look so i like shooting with photographers who have exotic ideas.

How do you market/promote yourself? Do you do it on your own or do you utilize an agency? A lot of models think that yahoo groups and reciprocal linking is important..what is your opinion?
yahoo groups are fun, though i don’t think they will drive a lot of traffic to one’s site. They will gain a model more popularity because they are free sites that almost anyone can join. reciprocal links are great for gaining traffic. One line modeling contests are always a good way to gain popularity. Myspace and livejournal are fun online communities where models can network.

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Whats in the future for you? Do you plan on doing this for another 10 years or is this a transition for you? Often, models have a ‘life’ expectancy in this biz (age wise)..how do you feel about that limitation or does it limit you at all?
I don’t think that in 10 years I will be modeling. I’ve been wanting to get into photography because i want to take pictures of naked girls and I love helping people so I would love to help with model promotions. I actually run a computer store right now, so if something were to happen to me tomorrow that would force me to stop modeling I have something I can fall back on. That’s another piece of advice. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, always have a plan B

In your opinion, pay site or portfolio site, or both?
If depends on your reason for modeling. If you want the attention and adoration, a portfolio and fan club will do. If you are in it purely for money then pay sites are what you’d be looking at. Modeling and promoting can be costly to the models themselves so pay sites help a lot with the expenses. I will join pay sites of models i like to support them. So if you really love a model pay the $20 a month or what ever to show your support.

What has been the most influential experience or motivation to you this far?
I have met so many wonderful people while modeling. Kelly Lind and Jeffery Scott are the two photographers i have to thank the most. But the people who really keep me going, honestly are the ones that told me I would never make it. Thanks MOM

Did you have a ‘mentor’ model that you looked up to when you first entered the industry? Who was it and why?
I never had a mentor I started modeling kinda for fun, then i really got force fed who the top models are. I really like Dita vontesse, I’ve never met her but I really think she is classy. I love Darenzia. She is smoking hot and she is a doll in real life as well. I’ve always had a boner for Kate Moss to. I love skinny chicks who pose nude.

What is your advice to models trying to break into the biz? I know that you have a lot of experience and a wealth of information to offer models that are just breaking into the field. If there were three important things that you could tell them, what would they be? What would you warn them about as well?
Always do research on who you are working with. Do a google search on the photographer’s name if he/she doesn’t pop up then ask him/her for references and call the references. learn to do your own makeup or hire a professional makeup artist, it makes all the difference. Have confidence but Don’t be a premadonna

How do you network? And is networking truly important?
Networking is vital. Models need to have character and people need to see it. You may be cute but if you are dull people will forget even meeting you or chatting with you online. There are several online communities and chat rooms in which models can network and promote. If you befriend another model she may refer you to photographers looking to hire models and if you refer other models to photographers, they may be inclined to return the favor. It’s like Karma

This industry can be quite catty…how do you deal with the drama, or how do you overcome it?
I haven’t encountered it and if i have I was unaware. I hear about it though so i know it exists. I have been told that people don’t like to bring drama up around me because I’m to nice and to non bias.

We all have things in life that ‘ground’ us from time to time and remind us what is really important. What are your grounding elements in your life?
I have a large family. I have brothers and sisters who kinda make fun of me for modeling but they are very sweet and understanding about it as well. also my boyfriend will often tell me when me head is getting big and that will stop me in my tracks and I will come back down to earth. Sometimes in life, we have to take shortcuts or the reallllllllyyyyy long way to get where we want to be and go where we want to go. It is no different in the entertainment and modeling biz- did you ever have to experience this and how did you deal with it- were you patient or did youjust bite the bullet? I have been very patient I’m still waiting for a “big break” I’ve been lucky with pretty much all the work I’ve gotten. I got a role in a movie merely because the actress they had picked originally turned out to be flaky. Things happen for a reason, at least that’s what i like to believe. If you get to demanding on “I need fame/fortune NOW NOW NOW” then we loose site of the big picture. Everyone starts somewhere and everyone pays their dues. Even John Travolta ( don’t ask me why i am using him as an example)

You are one edgy babe..that is to be respected in this biz..that you stand out from the other type of glamor models.Have you gotten any flack from this for being so different and unique?
Adult mens magazines don’t think I’m sell able because of my fair complexion/ dark hair and natural breast. I think people are getting tired of cookie cutter models I think we will start seeing more exotic looking girls in the pages of our magazines. There will come the time where my look is the fad and I’m sure you’ll see a lot more of me.

What is your ‘fantasy shoot’ and who would it be with (photographer or model)?
I would love to shoot with Lisa Boyle she is a great photographer. She’s a hot girl as well. I would love to work with Suze Randall as well She’s talented and everyone knows it.

Any parting words?
I have found this interview to be a great honor. I feel a little silly for answering some of the questions, You make me out to be a super star. I’m just a girl doing my thing if you like it, then thank you and i love you and if you don’t, then stop reading and go watch re-runs of 7th heaven.

To check her out… visit ArielX.com

THANKS ARIEL!!!!

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greetings from OP’s “man-hating bisexual!” lol lol i’ve got another lively one for ya! i caught up with Pallas from prettypallas.com after a photo shoot while she was still slick with baby oil! stay tuned and learn what goes on in the dirty mind of a girl with DDD tits!

who are you and why should we care?
i’m Pallas of prettypallas.com and you should care because i’ve got great Detroit boobs! well that takes care of my next question. so you lived in detroit your whole life? yeah. i really live out in the burbs but once you are from out of state, it is all Detroit anyway.

how did you get started modeling?
i ain’t thought about that in a minute.. oh! i was at a casting for a Slum Village video here in Detroit and I met one of the cats from eyecandymodeling.com. he was feelin’ me and after they shot me they set me up with a site. looking back, they really hooked me up! oh don’t kiss ass just because they are reading this! lol naw i’m serious! i got cast in that video but my scene didn’t ever air. instead ECM got me on the Snoop Dogg tour and in KING Magazine so it all worked out for me in the end. it was a real good look.

so which one of them are you fuckin?
lol! neither! have you ever fucked a photographer? naw. when i am shootin i am all about business you know? i want to make sure my shoot comes out real sexy and shit. i’m THIKNING about fuckin’ while i am shooting, especially when i’m doin video. you gotta let your mind run wild and shit!

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okay, break it down to me. give me a video shoot fantasy. like what i think about?
man.. umm.. ok like when i do the baby oil shots and i’m grabbin “ta and ta” — wait, wait. sorry to interrupt. but grabbin who?? lol “ta and ta” are my boobs, tits, breasts, shit, whatever! that’s their names!

alright girl, if you like it, i love it. continue!
lol i’m grabbin’ “ta and ta” and i picture someone else’s hands squeezing them and pinchin on my nipples and flickin their tounge across them. then i let them go and its like i am draggin them across someone’s face and they got their mouth open kissin and bitin at them… shit like that

oh.. is that all?
it just depends on what i am doin you know? the fantasy changes. like, shit, if i’m on the ground dancing you already know what i am thinkin about down there. i already know? why don’t you tell me anyway. lol ride girl, ride! don’t act brand new!

no, i swear i don’t know what you mean! ride what? tell me how.
oh whatever chick! lol look, if a girl doesn’t know how to ride a dick then she can’t keep a man for shit. remember that ladies: whatever you ain’t doin for your man, some other bitch will. so keep your shit right and handle yours!

well if you insist on talking about sex.. when was the last time you got some?
i’m a sexual person so i like sex. whenever i get done shooting that is what i wanna do. i just finished a shoot so what do you think i’m about to go do next? shit, you already know! lol. and who will this lucky guy be? a nigga that was in the right place at the right time and knew what the fuck to say to a girl and how to say it. a fan? you could say that. is that a yes or a no? it’s a nunya.

oh, a nunya-bidness. that means yes. so you hook up with fans a lot?
that sounds like a hoe move. i’m a one-nigga girl. if i’m gonna let you get that far with me then you are gonna be the only one i’m fuckin. if you spread it around then your shit won’t be any good. feel me?

preach!
lots of girls need to hear that. its the truth though. most young girls are too dumb to realize that these niggas are doggin them behind their back because they are the block hoe. pussy is power and if you let everyone have it, you lose the power.

so beside riding, what’s the best position to make a man weak?
shit, let a nigga hit it from the back. they think they’re in control but when you start throwin that thing back at him you will fuck up his whole world! they love that shit! lol

which position makes you cum the fastest?
the one where the man has his tounge where its supposed to be! lol that shit never fails! i like this girl!

okay, who eats better? guys or girls?
i wouldnt’t even know girl. never went down that road before.

well, i guess we can’t all be perfect. so you are straight then?
yeah girl. i love men. the ladies are cute and all but nothin is like a real man. a girl can never be a man so i gotta stay strictly dickly. but you do think women are cute? what kind of girls do you like? big phat bubble booties! lol i got a cute little tookie-bootie but i’m in Detroit and ’round here girls got ASS. you can’t live in this city and not appreciate a nice butt! lol

so does that mean you would be down for a threesome?
would i have to touch the girl?

nope. just take turns watching.
i never did that before but never say never. not with my man though. maybe with some other’s bitch’s boyfriend! lol aww, she’s jealous! i just like to protect what’s mine! you let a dog taste it once, he is always gonna crave meat. if you got a good man, don’t even let him smell another bitch! lol

lol point taken! alright, what can we expect from Pallas in the future?
whatever my members want to see! i get a ton of email on my site (prettypallas.com) and even if i don’t get to reply, i always make sure i do what they ask in my next shoot. every shoot i do is because of an email from a fan.

great, any last words for us?
you never asked me how big they are!? you’re slippin’ girl! i’m a 36DDD and my site is topless. you gotta come by and visit me, ta, and ta! lol

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i am very proud to say that i have found yet another shining example of the beautiful loads of big phat ole asses that the city of Detroit has come to be known for! afraid of the crime? turned off by the weather? well then come for the ass, cause we gots plenty of it! and “exhibit a” is Taye of cutetaye.com. i sat down with her over the holiday and asked her about her views on various cultural and literary topics but don’t worry, none of that shit made it into the final edit! read all the way to the end. she is definately NOT a lesbian! enjoy!

who are you and why should we care?
i am Taye of cutetaye.com and you should care because i am a beautiful, strong, and independent black woman doing big things!

what city are you reppin’ and do people in your town recognize you from the web?
i’m reppin the “d” (detroit)!! yes, people in detroit recognize me.. but i get noticed more when i’m out of town.

where else have we seen you besides on your website?
you’ve seen me on the Snoop Dogg Revolution Tour, tkmgirls.com, eyecandymodeling.com, Fish’n'Grits magazine, and in Smooth Girl (the rookie issue last month and the new DVD).

when you aren’t showin some skin online, where can we find you in your spare time?
in my hometown doing hair as a full time stylist and catering to my own model management company.. “cute taye & company.” i love doin hair but i also want to make sure us thick women have a solid place in the industry. my company will bring more ass to the mainstream! believe that!

speakin’ of ass, what is your favorite part of your body?
what the hell do you think? lol my butt! naw, but i like my lips too.. i think i have a pretty smile.. wouldn’t u agree? lol

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what is the one thing about you that you would change if you could?
my breasts.. i would like to go bigger.. not that big though! i ‘m not a tall girl so i don’t wanna tip over or anything!

what are your stats?
5″2, 125lbs, 34B-26-41

alright, you got ass. so what the hell you be eatin girl??
to tell u the truth, i get it from my momma! small titts, flat stomach, slim in the waist and thick in da rear! lol i swear i am built just like her.. i don’t work out or anything and i eat what i want, but i have a small appetite.

well that is just beautiful.. so, when was the last time you fucked?
lol truthfull, yesterday.. and i must say, it was the shit!

do you like to be spanked? leather or lace?
yes, sometimes.. when i’m in the mood to be punished.. hehe! both! i am silly.. sometimes leather when i want to be in control and dominating.. and lace when i am acting like a lady! lol

be honest, have you ever fucked a photographer? ever wanted to?
lol hell naw.. no u didn’t go there girl! truthfully no, i haven’t fucked a photographer, but i wanted to! only with one though. i think he was a lil intimidated though! lol u know who u are!

be honest, have you ever fucked a fan? would you?
no, i haven’t.. and never say never.. I have definately been tempted but we’ll leave it at that!

if a fan wanted to have a shot with ya, what would he have to do?
just attend any event i am hosting or make a guest appearence at… then have the balls to come up and actually speak! try not to have bad breath or say some dumb shit. if you don’t know what is dumb shit, then don’t bother speaking!

and for the female fans, what kind of women turn you on?
lol bitches with asses and pretty faces! i have a lot in common with my fans. we like all the same shit!

what model would you love to do a girl/girl shoot with?
Candice Jai again! then also i am feelin’ Buffie, Love Barnett, and Nikki from mydarlingnikki.com.

who is the one celeb that you would give it to at the drop of a dime?
lol Usher! and if i was bi.. lol.. umm.. then i would have to go with a 3some with Beyonce and Janet! Anyone care to make it a 4some with me? lol

pick me! pick me! lol okay, back to reality. what is the #1 way to get Taye wet?
lol hell naw.. umm… lick my coo-coo, pussy, whatever you want to call it. just get down there and get to work!

does size matter?
yes it does!!! who ever said the size of the ship don’t matter was just being nice to that nigga!

how old were you when you lost your virginity and how did it go down?
i was 17 and he was 19. he was definately my 1st love! aww! lol it was a week before my 18th birthday and it hurted like hell! i didn’t do it again until i was 19!! lol

2 years?! good lawd child, what did your boyfriend think about that?
boyfriend? i said my first love. who said anything about a boyfriend? lol lol lol

girl, u r a mess. lol would you ever fuck a virgin?
i said i wanted to but i doubt it.. don’t think i have the patience to teach someone to fuck.. come on now! lol

what about a virgin girl? yeah.

umm.. okay, care to elaborate? lol No! lol

dork… anyway, are you a member of the mile-high club?
lol.. naw! hyou seen all this ass? how the hell would a guy get in a good stroke on all this in one of those tiny ass airplane bathrooms? i need more room! if you are gonna do it, do it right!

well then, where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
the penthouse of my condos. that is about the highest in the sky i’ve ever put it down! but the strangest place was in my closet. i had guests staying over and i couldn’t take all that damn quiet sex anymore so we went in, shut the door, and made as much noise as we pleased!

well damn.. alright then girl, what can we look forward to seeing from cutetaye.com in the future?
cute taye dvd, calendar, mini mag, layouts in TKM Mag, EyeCandy Mag, I Jonez, and CEO of my very own model management company… and opening my very first hair salon in september!

any last words Taye?
yeah, come see me on my site and check me out. i’m topless and i got ass! lol what more do ya need to know?! lol

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hey guys! okay, so last time you weren’t so happy with the lesbian from my last interview (although i thought she was great! lol) so i went out and found you a big booty bisexual! and guess what? she isn’t the least bit cock shy! read on to hear more about Tasena of tasena.com!

so who are you and why should we care?
my name is Tasena, and why you should care? because how many 4′9″ women are built like me!? i may be small but i’ve got one hell of a hot little body with a whole lotta booty!

where are you from, where do you live & what are you?
i am from Hollywood, Florida and now live in Fort Lauderdale…i know, i know big move… heinz 57 baby! i am indonesian, chinese, italian, german, irish, arabic and latina! But I guess when you put that all together it ends up looking latina anyway!

what race was the last guy that fucked you & which do you prefer?
you know, i dont really have any preference for colors. i’ve had guys from all backgrounds and they all were different. i pick who i want to be with on a case by case basis… no group discrimination. i’ll regulate every shade of that! he was a white boy that loves bubble booties! oh, and he didn’t fuck me. i fucked him! i love dominent guys but sometimes i like to be the one in control

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where did you guys do the nasty?
on his brand new couch…lol i got to christen it!! we did it all over the house but i always like breaking in new furniture. i like marking my territory *wink*

what do most guys say is your best feature?
well, some guys try to be nice and say they love my eyes but i think its a hands down on the booty! i have also had men say they love my tummy because it is in such good shape. some guys say i have really pretty soft skin and then there are my foot fans. my feet are a very small and perfect size 5 1/2.

what are your measurements anyway?
34-25-38 .. for those of you who need help with math, that means a 13″ difference between my waist and my ass. some people say 13 is bad luck but i haven’t got any complaints. i love it! imagine how it would feel to be behind me with your hands on my waist and lookin down at how far my hips come out…. gets ‘em every time!

when did you grow all of that ass?
lol…not really sure. it may have been there all along, i just didnt realize it cause i was such a tomboy.

so when did you first give up the booty?
when i was 15… i cant give too many exact details because i have to protect the innocent. let me just say that the guy was someone who definately didn’t see me as a tomboy and that it did hurt.. A LOT.

what does it take to get you in bed now-a-days?
a lot…i’m very selective. you gotta be right. my body is my temple, you know? you cant just let anyone walk in… a guy has to be clean, healthy, in good shape, and have some sense. besides being annoyed by dumb men, i firmly believe that stupid men are horrible in bed and therefore are a complete waste of time.

how long have you been modeling?
i think it has been about 1 year now. people kept tellin me that with my shape i should give it a shot so i started out in the import car circuit down in Miami and then moved into music videos.

where else have we seen you?
at the Dub Magazine car show, the Hin car show, Braggenrites Magazine, Pitbull’s video “dammit man”, Jacki-O’s video “fine” (the uncut version), and soon many more…

where were you in the Pitbull and Jacki-O videos?
i was playing with my girlfriend in both of them. in Pittbull’s we are dancing and then she pulls me in the men’s room and yanks my panties down. in Jacki-O’s we are on the bed with another girl wearing nothing but paint and some thongs. there was more but the good stuff doesnt get aired on BET daytime.

so then what is your status? bi?
yes, you could say that. my preference is men though. women are more of a bedroom play toy for me. and they are so beautiful, so why not? i have that in common with a lot of my guy friends! they love it when i check out women with them!

what kind of women do you like?
i like all kinds…tall, short, thick, thin, black, white and everything in between… well, especially what is in between lol

how do you feel about sharing?
i dont mind sharing as long as she doesn’t get selfish and hog the dick. just be fair, that’s all i ask. oh, and the guy has to be able to handle two women. take a pill, do whatever you have to do, just don’t quit at halftime!

how long has your site been up?
only a few months but the response so far has been great. i get a lot of email so i don’t get to answer all of them, but i do my best! i try to personalize my shoots for all my members.

what can we find in your members’ area?
lots and lots of wonderful booty pics. you will always find me in a thong-th-thong-th-thong! and some g-strings too. anything to show off my shape..and soon some video! i’ve been practicing my booty hop so i can make it jump while i am sitting down on my knees. it is hard to explain but you’ll see what i mean!

what do you think about during photo shoots?
when i first started it was “is my stomach sticking out too much? does my ass need to stick out more? is my back arched?” lol now i am more comfortable with shooting so it comes very naturally. i can think about what i would want a guy to do to me if i were in that position or i pretend i am doing a private dance. anything to keep it hot.

what do you like best about doing your site?
definately the response i get from my members! they give me really sexy ideas for photo shoots and poses and it is fun putting them into action. i also like checking out the guest model galleries. its my site so i get to see them for free! lol

so who would be your fantasy fuck?
Salma Hayek, hands down, no contest, without a doubt. have you seen that woman’s rack? her face? those hips? those legs? are you kidding me?! next question!

who was your best fuck?
right now i would have to give that prize to couch boy. that whole enounter is still fresh in my mind. he just knows what to do and when to do it! remember what i said about dumb men being bad in bed? let’s just call this guy “Einstein!”

what is the hottest thing a guy can do to you in bed?
get me from behind… and don’t ask first. if we are already doin our thang and you can tell i am enjoying it, then you have full permission to flip me over take it. and please don’t get back there and go slow. slap that thang and make it jiggle! lolololol i’m kiddin but i am sooo serious! lol

what should a guy never do to you in bed?
call me another woman’s name

good one! well, what can we expect to see from Tasena.com in the future?
lots and lots of pics…and some video…you’ll see me in action… “Drop that shit, now roll with it!” lol

any closing words Miss Tasena? yes…thank you everyone! xoxoxo

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this weekend i had the honor of catching up with the web’s newest super-freak and nasty-kink, Samara of samarasosexy.com. for those of you who missed her interview in the june issue of KING magazine, this chick holds nothing back! i’ll let you see for yourself…

who are you and why should we care?
i am Samara, an ambitious, twenty-one year old nympho who loves attention. if you didn’t care, well, you wouldn’t be reading this, now would you?

syrup or jelly?
actually, i prefer honey…. tastes better when mixed with other, ummm,… well, you know! (smile)

who is the one celeb that you would give it to at the drop of a dime?
Angelina Jolie. i’d fuck the shit outta her! she’s mm-mmm-good i tell you. i’d just let her dominate me. hell, why not just lie back & let her do with me what she will? Angelina, girl, you just don’t know…call me at….lol (but seriously you can hit me up on my web site & get in touch with me there, okay?)

when was the last time you did the nasty and where did you do it?
it was about a week ago. yes, that long… so sad! my photographer rented a room with 24 hour porn to shoot some videos. my girlfriend was there so for one of the videos we fucked. it was really hot!! i didn’t want to stop but the camera girl said we should since other people were showing up. i hate to be interrupted like that!

what can we expect to see from you in the future?
just about anything my viewers want to see. there will be short interviews, different styles of music, a lot more toys, different foods, girls, bondage, and all types of slippery wet fun. i am currently taking requests. if there’s something you would like to see on my site, i’d be more than happy to get you off. just let me know. ..and she is just getting started…
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where did you grow up and how does your hometown feel about your career?
i grew up mainly in Detroit, Michigan. i can’t speak for everyone, but i think a lot of Detroiters would be proud to know that i was their “girl next door”

where else have we seen you besides on your website?
i’m still working on getting my face, and other parts, out there for everyone to see. i was recently featured in KING Magazine’s June issue. i was promoting my web site. the picture is fucking hot! anyone who didn’t pick it up you should (if it’s still available).

what are your turn-ons?
let’s see… do we really have enough space for all my turn-ons?? lol i guess i’m just as bad as most guys. it doesn’t take much to get me hot. just don’t be shy or really nervous. be confident. be yourself. who knows, it just might work. well, it might also help if you were an attractive, mature female between 110-130lbs, 5ft and up, nice smile, soft lips, bubble butt, natural breasts, and well- pedicured feet, wearing sexy perfume. mmmm… sorry, my mind is lost somewhere in the gutter!

what are your turn-offs or pet peeves?
i hate, hate, hate when someone asks if they can do something to or with me in bed. it just throws everything off and is sooooo unnecessary! if i don’t like something (which hardly ever happens) i’ll let you know. also, i always appreciate good personal hygiene. if you don’t want to taste it, what in the hell makes you think i’d want to go for some??? you can easily take a few minutes for a quick shower or a hoe bath. i’ll wait.

what else do you with your time do besides tease men on the internet?
i am an insane animal lover. when i’m not working i’m pampering my seven cats. yes, seven cats! they are all beautiful boys and they’re spoiled as hell. definately the only penises in this household! other than spending time with my boys, my life is pretty dull. i’d rather sit on the couch with a bowl of ice cream and a good movie than go out clubbin’. besides, my work allows me to go wild and fuck beautiful women and masturbate for my audience, climax after climax until i damn near pass out. yea, good times! (smile)

have you ever let a guy suck on your toes and did you like it?
i have had guys and girls suck on my toes. not everyone knows how to do it right. don’t drool and make those gross sucking noises. ugh! i hate that!!!

whips & chains or lace & feathers?
Humm… how about you dress me up in pretty lace, tear my clothes off, tie me down with chains and leather straps, and whip me on a bed of feathers! yup, sounds like a good night to me!

does size matter?
not at all, as long as you can work the tongue and fingers. hell, if all else fails just grab a dildo or two. be creative!

how old were you when you lost your virginity and how did it go down?
i was 13 years old and it wasn’t very pleasant. my boyfriend was more experienced and we started off with oral sex and fondling for a few weeks and gradually moved up to intercourse. all the heavy petting and licking was fun, but not the actual fucking. i realized that i was only getting off if we watched porn during sex if the chick was hot. it made sense, eventually, that i wasn’t into dicks, i was into chicks. been a muff diver ever since!

would you ever fuck a virgin?
i have fucked a couple of virgins and i wouldn’t do it again. i can’t stand being with someone who holds back or needs me to guide them through it. less talking, more fucking!

are you a member of the mile-high club?
not yet, but i’ll be going out of town soon. i’ll fill you in on all the dirty details.

where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
hummm,… picnic table, elevator, nursery in a church basement…. no, the weirdest place has to be my old bedroom closet. when i was fifteen years old i snuck someone into the house and we were so afraid of being caught that we just did it in the closet. it was the funniest sex i’ve ever had! you should’ve been there to see the high heel in my partner’s ass! lol

what is your favorite part of your body?
i’d have to say my tongue because it has gotten me into some pretty interesting situations. from what i’ve been told, it’s quite popular. definately a favorite according to the lucky ones i’ve attacked so far. yes, i can be a tit bit aggressive. (smile)

what is the one thing about you that you would change if you could?
i know this sounds odd considering i am a woman, but i wouldn’t want to change anything about myself. i don’t consider myself to be flawless or perfect. i’m just happy the way i am. ask me again in another twenty-one years. i’m sure by then i’ll want something lifted, added, sucked, or tucked! lol

if you could take an all expenses paid fantansy trip anywhere, where would you go and what would you do there?
i would have to go to Martinique for at least a week to relax topless on the beach and get a little friendly with some of the natives. i’ve been there once before but didn’t have the time to get any ass. the people there are beautiful!

what can we find inside the members’ area of your website?
i’m not going to give it away just like that. how easy do you think i am? (smile) you’ll just have to sign up at samarasosexy.com to find out!

j

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